Gets on soapbox:
LOOK, ASSHOLE, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY "FRIEND" IF YOU WANT TO "LICK" ME, "PAMPER" ME, OR JUST "TREAT ME GUD".
FIRST OF ALL, PICK UP A GODDAMNED DICTIONARY- LIKE IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT .
SECONDLY, I'M NOT STUPID- YOU WANT A FUCKBUDDY. YOU WANT TO ADD ME TO YOUR ARRAY OF TRAMPY GHETTO GIRLZ.
FUCK. OFF. PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T WASTE MY TIME. DON'T WASTE YOUR FINGERPOWER. DON'T I DON'T LIKE YOUR GHETTO STYLE, I DON'T LIKE YOUR HUKED ON FONEKS WRITING STYLE, AND I WILL NOT WANT TO "GET TO KNOW YOU".
IF YOU PRESENT YOURSELF STRAIGHT UP WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF DECORUM, LOOKING WELL-KEMPT AND PRESENTABLE, THEN WE CAN TALK. HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE AND DIGNITY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, AND GO BACK TO YOUR CHICKENHEADS!!!!!!
I DON"T DO THE HAREM THING. AND TRUST ME, I CHECK BEFORE I ADD. DON'T WASTE YOUR FINGERPOWER.
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To quote my wise and wonderful friend Magic:
Always remember...
Don't become so caught up in the effort itself that you lose sight of the reason for it. Always remember that there is a living, feeling, knowing person inside of you.
Don't become so overwhelmed by the consequences of your mistakes that you fail to learn their valuable lessons. Always remember that there are plenty of positive aspects to any living experience.
Don't become so angry or bitter or resentful that you bring darkness to the world in which you live. Always remember that you are connected to all you see and know.
Don't be too quick to pass judgment on the people and situations that come your way. Always remember that they are more than they first appear.
Don't use anything that has happened as an excuse to give up. Always remember that you can make a difference in this moment, and move positively forward from any setback.
Always remember that life is magical, miraculous, with possibilities that have no limit. And you are here now to live it fully.
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- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Jeanette.When provoked, Jeanette will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.The fingerprints of Jeanette are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Jeanette.Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Jeanette!Jeanette can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Jeanette.On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Jeanette.Jeanette will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Jeanette.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeanette
Birthday: 4/29/1978
Birthplace: in Jerz
Current Location: also in Jerz
Eye Color: warm brandy
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 3". Not so fae!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Dexter.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red fuzzy booties.
Your Weakness: Er, ramen noodles. Hush.
Your Fears: :P Yo mamma?
Your Perfect Pizza: Three cheese w/ garlic and bacon bits. Herb crust. The one that I make!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: ...I'm a smiley whore. Eeek!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gratitude for waking up in the first place. Every day is a blessing.
Your Best Physical Feature: Tummy, ass, boobs, face...
Your Bedtime: Er, uh...this is improving. I'll get back to you on that.
Your Most Missed Memory: Wait...does this even make sense?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Great for chrome, and great for ham!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK burgers, McD's fries.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ick. No, no, no.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Gingerbread latte.
Do you Smoke: Only hookahs, and only with those I lurve.
Do you Swear: All the damned time, mothafucka.
Do you Sing: Yep. Beautifully.
Do you Shower Daily: Er, yeah.
Have you Been in Love: I intend to learn in love.
Do you want to go to College: I went. Boooring.
Do you want to get Married: Yep.
Do you belive in yourself: Yep.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: *glances up from mirror* What was that you said?
Are you a Health Freak: I like to be healthy. Obsessive behavior is dumb.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Eeeek!
Do you play an Instrument: Don't put a piano near me. It'll run away, screaming in terror.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just a skoosh.
In the past month have you Smoked: ...a hookah. Cigarettes are fucking repulsive.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Legal - yes. Otherwise - no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep. And I intend to go on more of them, with even more fabu guys.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Wow. You know something? I don't think I have. Hmm.
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Oh. That's just vile.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: See the above.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Always.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No. I was the dumper.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No...I can't wait for the summer!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Your heart! Your breath!
Ever been Drunk: Yes, yes, I have.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't know what you're talking about...lol.
Ever been Beaten up: Hell, no! And I don't plan on it.
Ever Shoplifted: Look, shiny thing!
How do you want to Die: A batty, fabulous old lady in a grand old villa.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Honey, I'm already there.
What country would you most like to Visit: I suppose I can't say all of them?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond men are like buttah. Dark haired men don't seem to work out. Don't know why.
Short or Long Hair: Either, as long at it's not a mullet or a KKK looking buzz-cut.
Height: Above 5' 8"
Weight: I don't like "a little extra", "average", or any of that. Muscles and tone all the way.
Best Clothing Style: Believe it or not, casual gypsy prepster cyber. All at the same time!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not enough!
Number of CDs I own: I don't remember. I have a shitload of mp3s, though!
Number of Piercings: I'm getting 3 very, very soon.
Number of Tattoos: Not for this diva.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Because I can really go and change them, right? Hahaha!
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The Aloof Cat
You are a person who lacks emotion. It
could be because something utterly
tragic/painful happened to you in the past
and that has made you no longer able to feel
anything. Your heart is scarred with the
remnants of the past or present, and that is
which that makes you like you are now.
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Your Quote: "Now I am just a silhouette
down there, a silhouette of a memory of a
solitary night .. nothing more."
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