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Dirty Spermie

About Me

I was born in an in vitro lab that was promptly raided by born again fundamentalist Christians who saved my life by spilling me on the floor and opening the doorway to my freedom. Since that day I've traveled all over the place looking for that perfect little egg to settle down and raise a cute zygote with. I've had all kinds of ecclectic experiences on my trips. Perhaps one day I'll share them with you. But for now, I'm just a fun-lovin' sperm out for a good time!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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My perfect little egg

My Blog

porn and political satire

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Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 15:32:00 GMT

not so chipper today

today i'm feeling pretty down. i'm usually a happy-go-lucky kinda sperm, but today i discovered that i couldn't get out of bed. i woke up early with anxiety attacks and forced myself back to sleep to ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:45:00 GMT

dirty myspace whores

i'm all about dirty myspace whores like the suicide girls, those ladies have class! but i think you dirty myspace whores spreading your dirty spam behind the guise of titties should rot in hell. i kno...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:29:00 GMT

zee travels

Yes well, I've posted some photos of my travels and life. My Mt. Everest expedition, my cohabitation with the African Pygmies, and the like. Hopefully soon I'll scan some more photos and post away. Ho...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:47:00 GMT

today

today is so beautiful. i like the lichen on my elm tree. moss grows in my yard and it's nice and soft on my spermie tail and belly. easter is coming soon and that means lots of eggs will be around. ya...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:31:00 GMT