Baking homemade delicious snacks of course, making a complete ass of myself, frolicking naked through fields of dew dropped daisies, distant travels to unknown lands, my bish's juicy apples, low budget inter-racial midget porn, tent diving, entrancing kisses, snowmen, drunken bowling, sleeping (a rarity), Vermont, heavy petting, camping, Australia, coloring outside the lines, Skiing, Rocking out in my car, uncontrolable laughter, wheelchair racing, boys w/ mini-mohawks, stealing candy from babies, Leiderhosen, Blackhaus, kangaroos, shaking my hiney, ping pong, snuggling, car bombs, flying kites, feeding baby deer, nude sunbathing, lawn darts, Bavaria, maintaining my stable of bitches, Catch Phrase (quite possibly the best game ever), crickets, bitch slapping, making people uncomfortable, beer (Paulaner, Spaten & Purple Haze), Woody's Blueberry, roller skating, world domination, Extreme Skipping, the ocean, high fives, having staring contests with my cat until he gets nervous and runs away, breakfast bingo, flashing unsuspecting pedestrians, getting into all sorts of debacles w/ my good pal Lane and living life to the fullest...
Fun, happy, unusually creative and silly beings with a sense of humor, people who hear voices in their heads, people who make up their own languages just to confuse others, anyone who hates FRIENDSTER!! What in the world happened to Flowbee? Proud Fakester, Tina Yothers rest in peace. I can't forget Betty Crocker, Duncan Hines, the CEO of Hostess and Nabisco so I can punch them in the nose for trying to take down my cookie empire. Bring it on Bishh!!!! Unicorns, garden gnomes, flying squirrels, midgets and Johnny Knoxville's hipbones. Christina, Christopher dammmiittttt.Who I don't want to meet: Jerkoffs, scary satanists, so called rap artists (stop sending me friend requests I will continue to deny you), cocky mofo's, psycho old men that resemble axe murdering serial killers, prison inmates, PeoPlE tHat tyPe LIkE ThiS...upsets my inner peace greatly. I am officially cutting off bands and DJ's in general and will not approve you so don't waste your time and mine. The ones that I have approved continue to fill my comment board with their stupid ass ads. I do not want comments of "Hey didnt you ask me how I got that phone/purse/diaphram for free? All I had to do was forward this message to 10,000 fucking people who will get irritated when they see it" I am not on here to get you free stuff assfaces.
Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Trust Company, Korn, The Anix, Orgy, Tool, Perfect Circle, STP, The Birthday Massacre, Ministry, 51 Peg, Alice in Chains, The Funkalicious sounds of Shuttlecock, Soundgarden, The Digital Blonde, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, KMFDM, Old Chili Peppers, Crystal Method, Rusted Root, Oasis, The Verve, Radiohead, Old Metallica, Slayer, Faith no More, Garbage, Tori Amos, Mazzy Star, The Doors, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Def Leppard, The Cure, Shotgun Messiah, Motley Crue, Skid row, LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Warrior Soul, Rubyhorse, Enigma, The Cult, Lords of Acid, Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Idol, Filter, John Denver, Barry White, 80's Hair Metal, 70's Porn Music, Blues, I adore Seb Fontaine, Paul Oakenfold, Pete Tong, Sasha and Digweed, Trance, House, Electronica, Industrial Stuff... Anything that I can dance on bar tops to. I despise Rap-Hip Hop Music and find it utterly annoying.
Mommy Dearest, Napoleon Dynamite, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Silence of the Lambs, Old School, Office Space, Friday, Dumb and Dumber, Blade, Throw Momma from the Train, Babe, Krull, Fast times at Ridgemont High, Badder Santa, What about Bob, The Shining, Easy Money, Caddyshack, Clash of the Titans, National Lampoons European Vacation, Natural Born Killers, Snoopy Come Home, Unfaithful, Spaceballs, Run Lola Run, Grease 2, Waterboy, Uncle Buck, Kill Bill, Conan the Barbarian, Road Trip, The Jerk, Anger Management, Revenge of the Nerds, Van Wylder, Animal House, Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke, Pink Panther Strikes Again, Fear and Loathing, Better Off Dead, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, all sorts of scary movies (Especially the Evil Dead Movies)
"I am not mad at you, I am mad at the dirt!"
I love Rome, Top Chef, Project Runway, Hells Kitchen, Wife Swap, House Hunters, Family Ties, Trading Spouses, Old Family Feud Reruns w/ Richard Dawson (It's great when that old fucker tries to make out with all the chicks), Press Your Luck, The Simpsons!!!! Jackass, Take Home Chef, The Family Guy, Viva La Bam, CSI, Woody Woodpecker, Price is Right, Gilligan's Island, The Smurfs, Whats Happenin', Little House on the Prairie, The Joy of Painting w/ Bob Ross and his happy lil squirrels, Blind Date, Ghost Hunters, Powerpuff Girls, South Park, Sopranos, Sex and the City, Trading Spaces, While you were out (hot carpenters) Whatever random trash is on HBO, HGTV, Travel and Discovery channel.
Baking for Dummies
Me, Leni, Shuttlecock, Hungwell, Extreme Gene my skipping mentor, My mom and brothers, John Denver and Jesus is pretty magically awesome!