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Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser

Every now and then I enjoy a cocktail

About Me

I am a complete asshole.I am looking for someone who will pay me alot of money to do nothing, kinda like an actor only with less to remember.And lastly Ive cut off all Asians from my myspace profile for fuck sakes how many of you are there no offense.
WARNING: TO ALL IDIOTS WHO LOVE TO PUT THEIR HUGE, ANNOYING AD ON MY PAGE YOU WILL GET A LARGE PICTURE OF A PENIS ON YOURS..THATS RIGHT A PENIS..SECOND OFFENSE A LARGE TURD..BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ADS ARE..ONE LARGE TURD. I DONT WANT A FREE IPOD OR GO TO YOUR CRAPPY MARTINI LOUNGE..AND I DONT BY ALL MEANS WANT TO SEE OR HEAR YOUR BAND

Too many cocktails......

My Interests

write me a comment and do not write anything gay like "thanks for the add" or Promote your stupid band. Your band sucks that is why they are on myspace and not onstage. Keep your crap at the Karaoke Bar. Also I know I am asking a lot here but by all means NO "Sup Dawg, Word, Where you at, or any other "Ebonics shit" violating these rules will cause me to call your parole officer and/or your baby’s daddy/mother. And FINALLY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DO I WANT TO SEE ANY KIND OF SMILEY FACE OR AN LOL . You all can shove your smiles and lol’s up your ass. Thanks for your cooperation

I'd like to meet:


Adam Sandler and the dumb broad who started this whole womens lib thing...Id kill her. Fuck's sake my ass could have been on the couch all day eating bon bons...we had it made you...I hate you.

Music:

ANYTHING BUT RAP, I HATE RAP,RAP SUCKS.

Movies:

Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Clerks, All View-Askew Movies, Road Trip, Super Troopers, Old School, Office Space, Truth or Date-A Critical Madness, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Mommy Dearest, Kung-Foo Hustle, Shawn of the Dead

Television:

Family Guy, Smallville, Simpsons, South Park, Most Extreme Challenge, LOST, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and of course.. yule log

Books:

Everyone Poops, 101 Ways to blame a fart on the dog even if you dont have one.

If I were a South Park Kid:

Heroes:

ME

My Blog

I dont care about your goddamn ringtones

HOLY SHIT my profile is not your goddamn billboard! I DONT WANT YOUR P DIDDY OR SHAKIRA RINTONES ..its not annoying enough to hear this crap on the radio but you think I would subject my phone to this...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

Ebay Items of the evening

Oh man I am peeing myself over here! You gatta see these!! Click the link to see a right foot! a right foot! Click the bottom to see haunt b gone! http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTING-BE-GONE-be-haunted-no-mo...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

Ebay Items of the evening

Oh man I am peeing myself over here! You gatta see these!! Click the link to see a right foot! a right foot! Click the bottom to see haunt b gone! http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTING-BE-GONE-be-haunted-no-mo...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

goddamn im starting to hate myspace

I remember a time when people asked me ...what's myspace? ahhh those were the days when I had a profile and all the friend requests I received we those of great leaders such as poop, toothbrush, aunt ...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

You know what really grinds my gears (2/21)

why is it that ALL black people think they can sing....sure 7 out of 10 can but not all of you..so stop making me feel like I am on a 24 hour episode of soul train..keep it at the Kareoke bar...please...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST

EBAY ITEM OF THE DAY

Holy shit why didnt I think of this.....HE IS SELLING AIR!!!! AND ITS UP TO 127!!! http://cgi.ebay.com/FOOTBALL-SUPERBOWL-XL-AIR-STADIUM-NFL-ST EELERS-SEAHAWKS_W0QQitemZ5666958080QQcategoryZ1467QQssPag...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST

You know what really grinds my gears....

OK im pissed. I purchased what I thought was an xbox 360 on ebay. Now I have been a seller/buyer on ebay for 7 years ..I know what im doing I read feedback, read every word on the auction blah blah bl...
Posted by Eleni AKA Chicken Chaser on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST