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About Me

This profile was edited with FREE TIME ON MY HANDS just your basic sarcastic sick and twisted german blooded bastard american gypsy man (what you see as sick and twisted I see as creative)/ I dislike using punctuation while typing / I am a laid back live and let live kinda person as long as it isnt harmful to other people or myself do what ya want /quit my job of ten years which was customizing cars I just couldnt take any more 60 hour work weeks of stress like customers pulling guns on me cause ups is late with parts and everyone rushing me when im putting shit on their car not caring about if the parts are gonna fall off / offically a home owner YAY / I LOVE TAKING NAPS / I am pretty open minded and believe anything is possible with the right kind of attitude / your thoughts will create themselves if you try hard enough/ I have a bland almost sick sense of humor and I rarely laugh I think its funnier to watch other people laugh with a straight face, who knows maybe im laughing on the inside / believer in karma and sometimes karma works thru me haCLICK HERE FOR MORE PHOTOS ______________________________________________________ CLICK HERE TO SEE MY CAR ACCIDENT ______________________________________________________ CLICK HERE TO SEE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD ______________________________________________________ CLICK HERE TO EE FANG ______________________________________________________CLICK HERE TO SUPPORT MY RETIREMENT ______________________________________________________

My Interests

reading your mind

looking directly at the sun

feeling small

felling large

creating you in my own mind or letting you create me

sleeping with my eyes open

watching the gears of life turn

counting swirly faces in a day

hanging out with my daughter (lil me)

week long road trips I like to stop at the lil dive tourist traps and its actually fun to me go figure

thinking endlessly about the questions that do not have answers

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 15%

Kissing Skill Level - 96%

Cudding Skill Level - 98%

Sex Skill Level - 94%

Why They Love You You are too good to be true cause you pleasure them first.
Why They Hate You You are too sexy and kiss better then them.
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Your IQ Is 162
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Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

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Your Deadly Sins


Lust: 80%
Envy: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 17%
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You Are 30% Normal(As Weird as They Come)
You sure do march to your own beat...
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You think on a totally different wavelength
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What..s your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?
The Flamethrower
This is in no way ghetto or thuggin. However, flame throwers are pimped out, which makes them cool. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A FLAMETHROWER , Sir = scares me. Anyways, here's a cool picture or some popcorn.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 92%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 89%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking ||| 12%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 87%
Wealth |||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security ||||||||||||||||||||| 92%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comOrderliness results were moderate which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working with certain times of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun aiming for long term accomplishment.Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

I'd like to meet:

NO LIARS NO THEIVES NO CHEATS other then that EVERYONE. People who wont quit and sell you out soon as something goes wrong (mostly to save themselves even thought it hurts them alot faster then they realize). People who are not afraid to tell you how it is to your face not behind your back at their best friends place.

Sir's Friend Space

§ir has 1 internet friend

Admiral Jesus

Ma'am

JEN

Laura

EAST COAST STURGIS

Sharon

Cassie

Lisa Marie

Happy Trees

Lady T

Karen

Heather

Stacy

Sassy Bitch

JEN

aww

HAUJOBB

this is what happens!!

Shyllo

Cat

Music:

im pretty open to it all but mostly listen to the oldies / the concerts I went to the past few years : nin/ rolling stones midnight spaghetti / jimmy page robert plant well that was 1995 / bob wier and rat dog / col.bruce hampton and the code talkers / jimmy herring / isreal vibrations / ekkostik hookah / david nelson band / toni brown band / Tom constanten / mood c ultivation project / davisson brothers band / ZEN / the ordinary way / G-13 / The deep fried pickle project / rick kline and friends / one eyed jack / turbine / les kippel / bloodkin / dirt poor boys/ amp the egg / rob hornfeck enterprise / babyfat / burning dirty band / natural born easy / lagerhead / odd way / vince welnick / laughing colors / 311 / jimmys chicken shack / metallica / boston / fleetwood mac / oz fest / hfstevil / cold play / tool / rage aganst the machine / maryln manson / david allan coe / road ducks / I dont really have any cd's I had two thousand then my crack head room mate stole em kinda put a bad taste in my mouth alot were local bands (not necessary local to maryland) that you really cant just go and get /just bought the gorillas cd but someone took it from me I see a pattern here its not ment for me to have cd's / haujobb is a cool band alot of people havent heard of dont know why / rolling to some bjork kinda mellows me out

Movies:

here are some movies 12 monkeys / secretary / natural born killers / payback / gladiator / saw /blair witch not the hyped up movie shit but when it was not advertised and the freaks came out all hearded into a room with no chairs windows or lights and we all thought it was real then part two everyone thought that was me cause it looked uncanny like me and literally I was living in a warehouse full of shit I was selling on ebay ::shrug:: how did they know

Television:

I gave my tv away and was tvless for about 6 years cause it rots your brains but when I do watch it normally it is the shows most people think are nerdy and dorky like forensic files or history channel outerlimits crap like that

Books:

once I used page 666 out the hotel bible to roll one in / I dont really have too much time to read but when I do I read non fiction books / just read the inferno / doors of perception /

Heroes:

my brother "Hippy Joe" MAY 16,1980~DECEMBER 3,2001 / A peaceful man who never did anything to anyone, shot to death by 2 pg county scum trying to rob him , his murderer was brought to trial and found innocent even though 1)found with the murder weapon 14 days later 2)eye witness who sat in his car and saw him enter my brothers house and come out covered in blood 3)shoes that matched the foot prints on my brothers door were found in his bedroom 4)the same ammunition that was pulled from my brother was also found in his room ,I wish I could have my brothers inner peace ,here are some web pages if you want to read more or maybe help it from happening again click here for my brothers memorial page click here for a page set up to keep it from happening again to someone else My mom who is currently getting her bachelorette in criminal justice to find some way to bring kevin glenn back to trial after being found innocent she has been in the top ten students out of over 1000 since she started taking classes my cousin "White Face Paul" DECEMBER 24,1977~APRIL 11,2005 / shot to death by 4 pg county scum trying to rob him, his murderers have yet to be brought to justice, a strong man both physically and mentally 1)physically he lived 30 days with a bullet in his heart & fought off 4 guys with guns with only a butcher knife he stabbed one in the arm and the knife got stuck if you know a black man who was stabbed in the arm around 3-11-2005 let me know 2)mentally is how at the age of 23 watched his whole life slip away as he held his wife in his arms,literally, til she breathed her last breath when she lost her fight with cancer , I wish I could have my cousins inner strenght

My Blog

pudding

I made some pudding from the box yummy with wafers
Posted by §ir on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

ex calling

im not exactly sure why but my ex called me last night I had to hang up on her soon as I recognized the voice then after so many calls back I just turned the ringer down on my phone to wake up to a ma...
Posted by §ir on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

stuff

were does that fucking light come from I know I cant keep wondering or eventually I look up and see just what the movie was warning me about dont worry about the fucking light but I want to look so...
Posted by §ir on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:08:00 PST

no subject

trapped in a place called the human race controlled by things we choose not to see sight sound feel smell and taste all we know althought people think we are free large minds that think they grow ...
Posted by §ir on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST

think larger by thinking smaller

The Theory Of The UniverseSuspend your belief for a moment. Let's consider some things:Einsteins theory of General Relativity:So basically, Einstein claimed that two objects traveling at different vel...
Posted by §ir on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:44:00 PST

daytona bike week

you can find me at the daytona swapmeet on tomoka farms road and im bringing the friggin puppies I have 9 left drunk bikers = love puppies 3 bikes 9 puppies and a good attitude like the pr...
Posted by §ir on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:45:00 PST

current happenings

I am currently looking for a compound in the midwest for my future wives it needs three bathrooms and three bedrooms as to keep a bickering to a minimum any advice let me know
Posted by §ir on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:18:00 PST

beep beep

beep beep beep beep   honk honk honk honk
Posted by §ir on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:26:00 PST

c ya

heading to florida again for the weekend dont yall miss me and stuff   this time I am coming back with a bike    
Posted by §ir on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 01:02:00 PST

x

I was taught from childbirth not to talk to strangers I only wonder how many of you are strangers cause I havent talked to you I am begining to wonder
Posted by §ir on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:52:00 PST