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DJ Mullet

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

My balls smell like concentrated heaven. My feet smell like Unicorn farts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

midgets, dj's, porn stars, elephant trainers, Han Solo, rappers, producers, fluffers, virgins, derelicts, drunks, drug addicts, strippers, cheerleaders, geriatrics, musicians, farmers, icons, bowlers, skiiers, snowboarders, olympic curling champions, Dr. Ruth, vegetarians, Brazilians, optimists, pessimists, spell checkers, paralegals, brewers, bartenders, pawn brokers, that guy who invented the plastic thing that clips your bread bag together, anchormen, bouncers, golfers, squirters, jelly doughnut makers, cameramen, grips, gimps, pimps, batgirls, ordained ministers, pharmaceutical reps, cocktail waitresses, hand models, illiterates, young attractive women, and the Dutch.

My Blog

I haven't blogged in a coon's age.

BTW, that's not a racist statement, it's just a measure of time. And since I haven't blogged in the span it takes to incubate and raise a mammal to full maturity, I thought today's subject will be ab...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 13:00:00 GMT

Jack Bauer Drinking Game

First, commandeer a case of beer. Then grab any episode of any season of 24.These are the rules:Every time you hear the ticking clock or see the clock - Take a drink.Every time somebody gets killed -...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:33:00 GMT

You know you're from the old school Wood when....

....you know about:Travel.Paradise.The New Paradise (across the street in the cul-de-sac).Pietro's Pizza.Officer Mead.Gino Belizzi.White Stallion.The Gimps.The Love Room.Goodtime Charley's.8 Ball Poss...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 00:54:00 GMT

The arrogance of the ignorant

So last night I ventured to the east side, meaning Kirkland, to enjoy a plethora of refreshing beverages, and I was called out several times by strangers who felt the need to comment (I think they wer...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 15:07:00 GMT

West Coast idioms

So, if we, as a country, are founded from Britain, how come all of us don't have some sort of bastardized version of a British accent. New Zealand and Australia both have different accents that seem ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:27:00 GMT

Aurora Pub Crawl

So when you do a pub crawl on Aurora, while researching every place that serves alcohol, don't investigate it while driving up 99 smoking a blunt and listening to some crappy hip hop compilation your ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 13:10:00 GMT