I'm much older than 100, I am really 133, I was born in 1872. I arrived in St. Petersburg in the robes of a monk, as a self-styled 'holy man'.I created my own 'theology' from different cults and sects, and believed that a person had to sin in order to become holy. I aquired the name Rasputin as a nickname ... it means 'dissolute' or 'debauched' in Russian ... and I certainly lived up to my name. In addition to my less than upstanding ways, I was also dirty and unkempt. I never washed or changed clothes, and my greasy hair and ragged appearance helped convince my followers that I was a 'man of God'. I was also known for my intense personal magnetism, which was augmented by my piercing, hypnotic blue eyesI was invited to the palace, and it wasn't long before I became a confidante, telling stories to the children and giving Biblical advice to Alexandra. She became taken with me, just as I had wanted.Strangely, my presence at Alexis' bedside often left him dramatically improved, to the great astonishment of the doctors. Alexandra requested my presence whenever Alexis was overcome with the disease. At one point, Alexis suffered severe hemorrhaging, and my presence seemed to miraculously help the boy recover .I took advantage of his hold over Alexandra by becoming involved with politics. I appointed people to government positions, and fired others. Anyone who objected to his behaviour was removed from office. Complaints to Nicholas fell on deaf ears, as Alexandra always stood up for me, god rest her soul.People began to plot to kill me. The assassins offered me cakes and wine, both heavily dosed with cyanide. After eating a few cakes with no ill effect, I complained of a dry throat and guzzled down the wine; at this point I had taken enough cyanide to kill several men! But I was still alive! Panicking, Yussoupov got a pistol and shot me in the chest. I was beaten, shot again, tied up, and eventually thrown into the freezing river.Amazingly, three days later when an autopsy was performed on my recovered body, it became evident that I had died of drowning. I had been still alive when I hit the water! Those bastards, tried to kill me, but I never really did die, I am still alive today!!! And I will be the ruler of Russia once again!..
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