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MASSMURDERMEDIA

...southern fried psychedelic death trip...

About Me


WARNING: howdy and greetings from MURDERLAND RANCH... be advised that I'm an arrogant media snob who believes that your favorite band, film, tv show and book sucks... as for band's, due note that if I have time to listen to your work, I'm likely to desecrate your page with a scathing review, complete with personal attacks that have little to do with your music... and if you're desperately spamming your band, then read this: The Problem With Music...
oh, and people aren't wearing enough hats...
links to other fine MASSMURDERMEDIA presentations:
ASTRODOME
BLEU
DJ BLEU
BLEU SUNSHINE STUDIO
BUG-EYED EARL
JUKE BOY BONNER
MURDERLAND RANCH
THE OUTER LIMITS
STUNTMAN MIKE
THAD JARVIS
ZIG-ZAG WANDERERS
ZIG-ZAG WANDERERS on Virb
MASSMURDERMEDIA on Virb
MASSMURDERMEDIA on YouTube
you kids get off my property!...
"we can't stop here! this is bat country!..."
dial m for murder...
"calling Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard..."
are you kids lost?...
Sam Houston: commanding general of the Texas Revolution; first president of the Republic of Texas; only governor of two American states, Texas and Tennessee (fatherland of Texas); heavy drinker and opium smoker; "Houston" was the first word spoken from the surface of the moon...
back in 5 minutes...
Pope John Paul George Ringo XXI...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/19/2006
Band Website: massmurdermedia.tv
Band Members:

Mookie von Zipper, killer of all media...

I got posse and we roll deep...

Influences:

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die..."

"I am the slime from your video, oozin' along on your livin' room floor..."

"there's a town I know, where the hipsters go, called Bedrock... twitch, twitch..."

"coming soon to this theater, lube jobs and penetrators..."

"thank you, Dallas, goodnight!..."

"Bingo, Bango, Bongo & Irving: the Mosquitoes!..." the Honeybees featuring DJ Thurston Howell III...

"how should I sing this?..."
"like a 16 year old girl who's been dating a 40 year old man, but it's all over now..."

sing this all together (see what happens)...

meanwhile, back in the Oval Office...

copyright infringement is your best entertainment value...

I want my governor to be Kinky...

Sounds Like:

a pit bull mauling a crack whore...

Record Label: MassMurderMedia
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0010

...anti-baggy pants song offends gay community... where to start with this one? first of all, does anybody ever not get offended anymore?... we've raised generations now who feel they are constitution...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0009

MASSMURDERMEDIA is proud to introduce: DJ BLEU debut album "Space Madness" coming soon, on the Murderland Ranch label......
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:08:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0008

any numbskull dumb enough to think he can outrun police cars and choppers deserves whatever punishment the law in a particular municipality provides for...  they unnecessarily endanger the public...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0007

reality TV is here forever...  after Survivor and The Apprentice struck gold, some critics noted that the craze would soon fizzle...  there have a been a slew of busts already on the ma...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0006

...fuck the ACLU... I'm sure the ACLU has done some good for people on occasion, but all too often they defend assholes who feel they are constitutionally protected from being offended...&nb...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:20:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0005

it took NASA years to finally explore the Cydonia region of Mars and debunk the "Face On Mars" myth...  we could have probably had a shuttle program in the 1960's if politicians weren't so h...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:02:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0004

global warming does indeed exist...  duh...  seven ice ages are evidence of that...  but when someone suggests that mankind is not the cause of global warming, why is the first argument...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:02:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0003

...Fuck The Troops...   there's a bulletin making the rounds in the form of a petition to have this group deleted...  I thought this was old news, as I saw a bulletin to this effe...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:30:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0002

watch out for the Fairness Doctrine, coming to a talk radio station near you... ...The Right Wing Domination Of Talk Radio And How To End It... perhaps liberal, uh, I mean progressive (jeez) talk...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST

Murderland Ranch Dispatch 0001

follow this link to a blog by some dude who doesn't make it easy for me to contact and thank for a great review of my work that somehow made it's way to SXSW... ...Chasing Thundersticks...  ...
Posted by MASSMURDERMEDIA on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST