Internet, TV Watching, Pumping Iron, Collecting Super Models,Reading Barely Legal Magazine,Taibo,Having Super Villains for breakfast & kicking ASS!!..
I'd like to meet:
Your hot girlfriends & Momma's!
(this means YOU!)
Music:
Well the "Captain" is a bit of a music snob of sorts...So please excuse me if you are not cool enough to have heard of any of these cutting edge artist- Chicago,That new Man Band on VH-1,The Backstreet Boys, LFO, Hanson , NKOTB, Kool and The Gang,Reo Speedwagon,O-Town,Color Me Badd,SWV,Paris Hilton(does she even have a record?..oh well :))...Right Said Fred,and that "BABY GOT BACK" guy...Captain Badass Television NetworkFind more videos at Heavy.com
Movies:
Ghetto Booties,Campfire Sluts,Baywatch the Movie,Paris Hilton's home movie...
Television:
Baywatch,Baywatch Knights,Baywatch Hawaii,Knightrider,Dukes of Hazzard,ALF,ALIAS,America's Next Top Model,Temptation Island,Victoria's Secret Fashion Show's,MISS USA PAGEANT,MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT,MISS TEXAS TEEN USA PAGEANT....mmmmm ;
Books:
Tale of Two Cities,To Kill a Mokingbird,Playboy Magazine, Hustler,Barely Legal,Penthouse,Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue and Oprah's Magazine because it has great inspirational stories & recipes...
Heroes:
Those dudes that dj at strip clubs,the dudes that photograph's maxim models(that rules,that old dude that founded play boy(he's a pimp),Donald Trump because he scores young tale with a comb over,Tom from Myspace(because he's RICH BITCH and all he does is sit on his ass in that white ass t-shirt with that grin!!),And you because you are BADASS!!
