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The Monkey

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About Me

'Ello!
I said 'Ello!

I AM:


    in love creative always reading
    and writing
    and blogging
    and taking pictures FIERCE so "me" a kuya close to my family unbelieveably insecure sometimes unaware feenin' for some starbucks always craving donuts extremely competitive always playing board games
    or card games
    or doing crossword puzzles
    or playing with greg's wii afraid of flying insects
    and spiders
    and hieghts
    and open windows at night
    and the coocuey brutally honest sometimes twisted into buying vintage complex always shopping on eBay.com
    and Etsy.com
    and Shopgoodwill.com
    and CafePress.com
    and BarnesandNoble.com a bear a true Pisces open to new experiences allergic to strawberries
    and kiwi
    and pineapple
    and figgy pudding lactose intolerant idiot intolerant fond of fondue always putting cheese on EVERYTHING!!! a Weight Watcher a member of a gym (believe it or not!) not a fan of being told what to do not a scene, i am a broadway musical witty published a positive person bohemian CRAZY! part monkey

Do not be fooled by its common place appearance,
Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts!


Sun Sign: Pisces
Sun 12? Pisces 24' Pisces Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Leo
Moon 9? Leo 17' Leo Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Virgo
Ascendant 21? Virgo 37' Virgo Horoscope
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MY CREATIVE JUICES:

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...Any 2 as long as they're simple!

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MY FAMILY & FRIENDS:

Oh, really? Did she like it?
Yeah...she liked it!


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My Interests

MY INTERESTS:


&hearts my honey ,
&hearts family ,
&hearts fag hags ,
&hearts blogging ,
&hearts vlogging,
&hearts writing,
&hearts reading,
&hearts arts & crafts,
&hearts photography,
&hearts photoshop,
&hearts starbucks,
&hearts donuts,
&hearts bingo,
&hearts road trips,
&hearts study abroad,
&hearts the U.K.,
&hearts reese's peanut cups,
&hearts sushi,
&hearts shopping,
&hearts thrift shops,
&hearts neti pots,
&hearts michael meyers,
&hearts star wars,
&hearts horror movies,
&hearts broadway musicals,
&hearts thai food,
&hearts kimchi,
&hearts mexican food,
&hearts equality,
&hearts bears,
&hearts fishes,
&hearts monkeys,

IT'S OFFICIAL:



.. I am certified:

74% addicted to Myspace
Are you addicted to MySpace?

I'd like to meet:

Me? I'm scared! I'm scared of what I did, of what I saw, but, most importantly,
I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my entire life the way I feel when I'm with you.



I found him! Love you babe! You're my lobster...


Music:


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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.
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I LOVE TO LISTEN TO:
(Every gay man has his favorite icons...these are mine...)

&hearts kelly ,
&hearts fergie ,
&hearts jhud ,
&hearts jlo ,
&hearts janis ,
&hearts macy ,
&hearts shirley b. ,
&hearts shirley m. ,
&hearts barbara s. ,
&hearts barbara m. ,
&hearts chante ,
&hearts madonna ,
&hearts stevie ,
&hearts selena ,
&hearts betty w. ,
&hearts carrie ,
&hearts christina ,
&hearts britney ,
&hearts mariah ,
&hearts annie ,
&hearts sade ,
&hearts grace slick ,
&hearts tlc ,
&hearts swv ,
&hearts dream ,
&hearts spice girls ,
&hearts lisa, lisa ,
&hearts 4 non blondes ,
&hearts queen latifah ,
&hearts the devine miss m ,

Movies:

To see ALL of my movies on YouTube, check out my YouTube page and leave me some comments:

http://www.youtube.com/eclypzfilmz

SOME OF MY FAVS:


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Television:

TRULY, TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS:



FAT MONICA:



Books:



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Heroes:

MY HEROES:

&hearts MY BOYFRIEND!!!!
&hearts My parents,
&hearts my grandparents,
&hearts my brothers,
&hearts my cousins,
&hearts my best friend,
&hearts Milo,
&hearts Selena,
&hearts Stephen King,
&hearts Alfred Hitchcock,
&hearts John Carpenter,
&hearts Tim Burton,
&hearts Wes Craven,
&hearts Elvira Mistress of the Dark,
&hearts Beverly Sutfin,
&hearts FRIENDS,
&hearts Sidney Prescot & Gale Weathers,
&hearts Buffy & Willow,
&hearts Church Lady,
&hearts Just Fran,
&hearts Yoda,
&hearts Oogie Boogie,
&hearts The Goblin King,
&hearts Cher & Dione & Ty,
&hearts Johnnie & Baby,
&hearts Miss Sealy,
&hearts Bruno,
&hearts Peaches,
&hearts Bruiser Woods,
&hearts Miss Swan,
&hearts Michael Myers,
&hearts Oedipus Rex,
&hearts Team Fallout,
&hearts anyone who has ever attended MTSAC,
&hearts The Isley Brothers,
&hearts Burt Bacharach,
&hearts Hoggle,
&hearts Hermoine Granger,
&hearts Elfaba,
&hearts The Cowardly Lion,
&hearts The East Compton Clovers,
&hearts The Wife of Baaaaaaaath,
&hearts Victor Crumb,
&hearts Frijole the Christmas Elf,
&hearts The Walking Gallows,
&hearts Salacious Crumb,
&hearts Synergy,
&hearts Jiggly Puff,
&hearts Chante Moore,
&hearts Tracy Turnblat,
&hearts Hair hoppers,
&hearts Checkerboard chicks,
&hearts The Plastics,
&hearts Danimals,
&hearts Bonita Aurelia,
&hearts Benoit Jamie,
&hearts Nacho Libre,
&hearts Eskeletor,
&hearts Freddy Krueger,
&hearts JEM,
&hearts Jack & Sally,
&hearts Ed Gorey,
&hearts J.K. Rowling,
&hearts The Swedish Chef,
&hearts TAZ
&hearts Margaret Cho,
&hearts Macy Gray,
&hearts Kelly Clarkson,
&hearts Fergie,
&hearts The Divine Miss M,
&hearts Eddie Izzard,
&hearts Ellen Degeners,
&hearts Jennifer Hudson,

SOME MORE OF MY HEROES:


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My Blog

BMW Films "Star" starring Madonna/Clive Owen

Okay, so I found this vid on YouTube   and it was a total blast from the past! I used to love the BMW Films series!   They are all pretty good flicks. This is by far my favorite! It’s ...
Posted by The Monkey on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:11:00 PST

Fierceness !!!

In honor of totally fierce Christian, from Project Runway Season 4, I made some FIERCENESS.... feel free to send these to all the Hot Tranny Messes that you know!!!  (Feel free to post this EVERY...
Posted by The Monkey on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST

The Sign Creator is Deffo Worth the Peep!

Okay, so listen up BITCHES!!!! I stumbled upon Hypedspace.com, which allows users to pimp their MySpace profiles and create bomb signs, among other things. You simply insert your messages, choose the ...
Posted by The Monkey on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:55:00 PST

A Hot Tranny Mess

I am so glad that Christian won Project   Runway Season 4! He was really the only one had any vision that was truly   unique. Plus, he is FIERCE! And, all though we've been using "hot mess" ...
Posted by The Monkey on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:58:00 PST

GENIUS x 2

Thanks again to Hulu.com and SNL for these   digital shorts! They are absolutely GENIUS!!!!!   (Feel free to post this EVERYWHERE!!!)  (Feel free...
Posted by The Monkey on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

Happy Birthday Monkey !!!!

Since today is my birthday, I wanted to celebrate the Monkey Pooh way and create some funny birthday comics. Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! And, many more...   (Feel free to post thi...
Posted by The Monkey on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:06:00 PST

Judy & Judy Cast Their Votes

It seems as though everyone is talking about the upcoming Presidential Elections. It is practically on everyone's page or blog. It is almost raising as much buzz as American Idol, so I thought we woul...
Posted by The Monkey on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

Bitch Is The New Black

Thanks to SNL, Hulu.com, and Ken (for posting this in a bulletin and allowing me to stumble upon it)... BITCH is the new black!  (Feel free to post this EVERYWHERE!!!) ...
Posted by The Monkey on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:02:00 PST

Math Camp Massacre (and other JibJabs)

My brother's girlfriend got me hooked on these cool sendable videos from the good ol' folks over at JibJab.com. They are really fun to make and look genious when they are done. I have made a few starr...
Posted by The Monkey on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:18:00 PST

A New Blog / A New Attitude

As you can tell, I've cleaned up the blog quite a bit and have deleted EVERYTHING that was old. I have been meaning to do it for a long while now and, with me updating my profile and pics, I figured i...
Posted by The Monkey on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST