Garfield

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What Garfield Personality do you Have?
Oh no, you're always so sleepy- the Garfield who naps the whole day long! Wake up, won't you?
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.. What picture of Garfield is most like you?
You are the eating Garfield. Maybe you like to eat, or maybe you are just really hungry right now. I can't be sure, because i don't know who you are. So i hope you like the picture.
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**MY FAVOURITE FOODS**

Lasagne Hamburgers Chicken Doughnuts Cookies Pie Popcorn Pizza Steak Meatballs Tuna Banana cream pie

**LIKES**
Food obviously - a true gourmet never shies away from a tasty treat To sleep in til noon Caped avenger adventures – he seeks out evil wherever it may lurk Strong coffee Watching TV with a snack or 3 Torturing Odie Scratching up Jons favourite chair,the curtains..... Beating up the postman Singing on the garden fence - I liken myself to Tom Seaver or Enrico Caruso Nap attacks - My passion for food is excelled only by my passion for sleep Knocking plants off the shelf and mutilating them for fun Climbing trees – til I get stuck that is! Playing with stretch my rubber chicken Helping Jon with his crossword Playing practical jokes Happiness is a warm television set

**HATES **Mondays – sometime, somewhere when u least expect it Monday strikes Mornings – I don’t do mornings Cold Floors in the morning - nobody likes cold floors but we have to put twice as many feet on them Excercise - Show me a jogger and I’ll show u a strange person with a thing for pain Spiders - *shivers* I always keep a rolled up newspaper handy Raisins – I’ve got a drawer full of em from Jon givin me raisin toast every morning The vets - *shudders* uncle Barney went to the vet once and came back as aunt Bernice Bath time - check the list of stuff Jon gets together trying to keep me down on the blog lol November - lifeless trees, bleak afternoons, raw winds…icy sandboxes Rocking chairs – As long as there’s one rocking chair left in this world no cats tails are safe

*NATIONAL FAT WEEK* Don’t forget National Fat week begins 23rd September - u closet fatties r gonna eat without guilt!! Remember our slogan is “if its not deep fried its not worth eating” we’ll boycott those carrots and tell skinny jokes.

Everyone dreads getting on the bathroom scale and checking their weight, but for me its even worse. I have a talking scale that insists on taking jabs at my flab. Over the years its called me ‘lardball’, ‘Flabbo’, ‘tubby blubber bottom’ and ‘ur chubbiness’ but i’ve gotten even with my electronic nemesis. I’ve bashed it, smashed it, walked on it with golf shoes and even plopped a piano on it! And while this annoying appliance with the rude attitude may always have the last word, I have the last laugh. Because no matter how witty the scale is, it can’t win, it still ends up with a fat cat standing on its face hehe!
A Weighty Problem....

**ODIE**
He’s all buggy-eyed and pant-y and slobbery, its disgusting. Ten billion dogs in this world and I get Tweedledee the wonder dummy.He’s so stupid when u look in his ears all u see is a tiny sign saying “space for rent”. Suppose I should learn to like him but I just can’t respect anyone who turns around 3 times to lie down. All dogs should be banned from the country, they are noisy, silly, sloppy, rude and they’re rusting our fire hydrants.