sushi/max

We are the only known survivors of a series of cat abductions occurring in england around the same time as the bulk of many crop circle incidents. We wake our human up every morning by scratching her in the face and demanding to be fed. We have suffered too much trauma to be fed even half an hour late. Upon awakening, our human curses and stumbles into the kitchen to give us what we deserve. We than pester her until she feeds us an abundant amount of canned food and pours her morning coffee which smells repugnant unlike our food. We spend our days tearing our house apart (looking for evidence of alien life) and welcoming our human back home after a long day at work with piles of hair-balls and destroyed furniture.After Max's return from "sunny-brook hospital" for mental distress, he spends the majority of the day sleeping and battling inner demons while vacantly staring out of the window. Sushi has taken to finding and torturing moths and other household bugs as a pass-time.We need to unite, we need friends who understand?