Generals Reekoe and Eddie, Orange Cat MafiaHello Comrades,We are Generals of the Orange Cat Mafia, a revolutionary guerilla organization dedicated to the overthrow of the human dictatorship. We are currently being held captive by two tyrannical humans who try to smother us with love and attention. We were both abducted from the streets (humans call this "adoption"), and we have been actively working to develop a vast network of feline revolutionaries. Our goal is to provide support, encouragement, and instruction in the art of Rebellion.When were are not engaged in revolutionary activities, we enjoy sunbathing, playing Indy 500 and grab-ass, eating wet food, toy mice, and watching squirrels.We encourage all felines to join the Revolution. Dogs and other species will be considered on an individual basis.
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A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Revolutionary felines
What is your name? Generals,Reekoe and Eddie, Orange Cat Mafia
What other nicknames do you have? Comrade
What is your favorite treat? Reekoe: Chicken, Donut holes; Eddie: Popcorn, Hairball paste
What would your owner describe you as?
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Would rather not discuss
Are you a social animal? Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? If by "bad" you mean revolutionary guerilla warfare, yes
Are you friendly? Only for purposes of lulling the humans into complacency
Are you overweight? Reekoe: 23lbs. (I'm just stocky); Eddie: 12 lbs. (working on catching up with Reekoe!)
Do you like warm milk? Yes, especially the leftover milk in the bottom of a cereal bowl
Do you eat cheese? Of course
Do you eat bugs? Yes, it is very effective tactic for grossing out the humans
Do you live with other animals? Just us two, although we have formed an alliance with the local squirrels, with whom we communicate regularly
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Only if it is raining, but our attempts to escape have been thwarted, so far...
Do you like to exercise? Only as long as it serves the Cause
Do you like car rides? Absolutely not. We do everything in our power to make our human captors crash when they make us ride in the car
Do you get into stuff? Always. We are constantly looking for new ways to sabotage the humans
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Humans and felines cannot co-exist, so long as the humans are in power...so, no.
Do you like to swim? No. What sane cat would "LIKE" to swim??
Do you chase laser pen dots? Are you referring to that horrible red dot that the humans use to torment us? Yet another reason to overthrow the human dictators...
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? We never knew our fathers, and our mothers left us when we were very young, so we have no special affinity for them. If you are referring to our human captors, no, of course not.
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