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Louie

Support the Irish, have some catnip! It's GREEN!!!

About Me

I have a problem with society's view on short men with a lot of hair. It's not my fault that my parents were very hairy, it is a curse that I have learned to live with. Because of my low tolerance for pain, I am unable to wax or subject myself to electrolysis. I am looking for friends who aren't bothered by my follicular affliction and enjoy receiving orange domestic shorthair sweaters for Christmas. MyGen Profile Generator ..

My Interests

Catnip, milk rings, jingle bells, bugs, putting things in people's shoes, drinking dog water, eating dog food, eating people food, eating in general.

I'd like to meet:

Garfield (my hero!), Morris, that Fancy Feast bitch, Felix (he might be dead though), Snowball I and II, the Aristocats, Simba and I'm sure there are others I just can't think of at the moment.

Music:

I can't say I have a preference, I pretty much focus on eating.

Movies:

Same answer, I have no favorite movies...just the eating.

Television:

I love when people drop chips on the floor while they are watching television, then I get to eat again.

Books:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime

Heroes:

The founder of the Lay's Potato Chip Company. I don't know who he/she is, but they have my vote if they run for president!

My Blog

Tuna juice...

Last night I was chilling out, laying on my back in the living room when I hear the can opener going....I dart into the kitchen to see my person opening a can of tuna.  I meow until she give...
Posted by Louie on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

Bitches...

Last night I was stalking the black bitch I live with.  She never gives me any play.  Everytime I even get close, she screams until this other bitch I live with, a white woman, comes ru...
Posted by Louie on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST