I'm a frisky BABY KITTY... I love to play with paper and my mousey.....and i love eating meats and cheeses - as much as my baby tummy can hold. I'm almost as crazy as my earth daddy....but he works hard and makes alot of money so I can stay home and play all day long. He's the best!My mama was Celia Cruz, she's dead now and she looks like a tranny but that's my mama and I'm glad cause I came out of her tummy......my alien daddy was an alien who knocked mama up.....I came out of mama's tummy on a big alien ship shaped like an egg with the brightest and tallest radio tower ever.My alien daddy and his friends performed some plastic surgery on mama to see if they could make her look pretty, but it didnt work. They said I was the cutest alien baby kitty ever and they dropped me off on earth....that's where my earth daddy comes in.....he's the guy who works hard and makes alot of money....he takes very good care of me so I call him daddy now....even though my alien daddy visits me often from the egg.Since daddy and I are new to the neighborhood I've been keeping a low profile - daddy doesn't let me out to play yet - I'm still a baby - but when I get big, I'm going to be the hottest little BABY KITTY in Filthy. My daddy told me to be careful though cause we live in Chinatown and you know how that goes. I don't want to be street meat!!!
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