well, we are the wisest chickens in the universe (we got tired of being called kittens, that was lame, we insist on being called chickens now...we like to shake things up a bit). so anyway, we are the wisest because we live in a palace with the good queen and we know how to push her buttons to get what we want. we have a fabulous scam going on. if we look at the queen in just the right way and look a little listless, 'POOF' we will get a new toy. if we cry in the kitchen 'POOF' a yummy treat. well, we could go on, but we are kittens after all, and we are way too arrogant to spend the time to convince you that we are the wisest. we just know...trust us.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
only other chickens, please. kittens, cats, alley cat boys. we like them all. but no PEOPLE. we might even accept dog invites if they look sufficiently docile...
