Breezer

Hi, my names Breezer, and YES I am a cat. My name apparantly is Breezer because I look like the cat that used to be in the bacardi breezer ads? I live with my two owners and my flatmate called Pingu, she is a fatter cat than me because she is lazy, and i'm not. I love chasing leaves through the window (but I keep forgetting it's shut). My favourite toy is my lazer pen, I still can't catch the damn red light. Why is it you lot all eat loads of good stuff? All we get is meat in jelly and water, Whoop de f***ing do!!! When we look all cute and meow at you, it means yes I would like to try some of your sticky toffee pudding and custard you tight fisted git. Anyway, I probably shouldn't be on this site cos i'm only 4 years old, so it's up to you if you look at my profile. But i'm sooo damn sexy you won't resist me. Read on my sexy pussy loving friends. XXX
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About you
What is your name? Breezer
What kind of pet are you? Puurrfect Pusscat
How old are you? Nearly 5 human years
What color(s) are you? Tabby
What is your favorite toy? Plastic bag, Catnip Mouse, Sweet/Candy wrappers
Are you an only pet? No, my flatmate Pingu Puss, and a tank full of fish that I am not allowed to eat??
How many times a day do you eat? Breakfast/Brunch/Lunch/Afternoon snack/Dinner/Supper
Do you have a favorite sleeping spot? In someones way if it suits my mood.
What is your favorite treat? Loves
Say the first thing that comes to your head
Daddy Feeds me
Mommy Doesn't
Grandpa None
Grandma None
Food Yum
Water Better than milk
Treat Daddies dinner
Cat Pingu
Dog Scratch
Bird Where?????
Fish Yum
Ride On????
Sleep Whenever and wherever
Bath Aaaaaarghh!
Sport Catch
Vet Run!!!!
Story time
What is the funniest thing you have ever done? Been Me!
How did your mommy and daddy name you? I look like a cat that advertised Bacardi Breezer
Where did your mommy or daddy find you? In my basket with brothers and sisters
What made them pick you? Because i'm puuuurrfect
If you could have any one wish what would it be? A million wishes
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