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CAT NIP TESTIMONIALS!
From:
Pup Pup
Something so funny happened! mommy forgot to tell grandma and grandpa that she had ordered a catnip square, so when the envelope arrived, they just placed it on the kitchen table, with the rest of her mail. my uncle later caught the kitty on the table devouring the envelope to get to the catnip square inside. well he put two and two together and figured out that mommy must've ordered it for the kitty and that it was catnip. it was very funny.
well it was a success and when he wears that one out we will be ordering another.
love pup pup
From:
Chris and her kitties
Hi King Stumpy!!!
I wanted to let you know I got my corn bag and nip squares today. My kitties are going crazy for their new toys, which is a high compliment, considering how lazy they usually are. :) They did stop playing long enough to ask me to tell you they give the bags "Four paws up!". Please tell you mom, "Thanks a million" from both the kitties and myself.
Now that I'm a new Momma Cat, I'l probably be ordering more real soon. Two nip bags with three cats in the future is not a good ratio!!!
-Chris, Pumpkin, and Liebchen
From:
Karen, Charlie, Chunky and Buster
Hi Stumpy,
The Postman arrived today whilst our Mummy was at work. In England the post comes through a letter box staight into the house. When it arrived, Chunky the strongest of us with the biggest paws opened your envelope and we have been playing with them all day.
We are soooooooooo pleased with them please thank your Mum
We love you here in the UK, Stumpy.
From:
Delilah
So my mama is out of town and Gramma is taking care of the house. The nip squares mama ordered came in the mail and Gramma carried the mail into her house, planning to take it over to our house later (We live next door). Anyway, Gramma called mama to tell her that Gramma's cat, Nanny, opened the package and helped herself to the goods!! Consider that a testamonial of how good they are!!! Thanks for the good stuff for the kitty brothers!!
From:
Clyde P. Jiggins
Hi Stumpy! Glad to have you back in New England!! Thanks for my present! I enjoyed the catnip pillow with my brothers and sisters. I opened it myself! When mom got home this afternoon we had already ripped the envelope open and shredded everything! It was FABULOUS!!!!!! You are the BEST!
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet other orange cats. I also would like to meet other cats that were born without a tail. It'd be even better if I could meet an orange cat without a tail, like me.
I DEFINITELY WANT TO MEET Clyde P. Jiggins & Sprinter The Washington WonderCat- My most fabulous and awesome best furriends everrrrrrrrr!
I'd love to meet Sassy, my wife. ♥ She means the world to me. I am honored to be her husband. She's my Sassy-Poo
.. - Get Your Own
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"The Ballad of Stumpy and Clyde"
There are two cool orange kitties
their names are Stumpy and Clyde
they love to drive station wagons
and take their friends for a ride
they are best friends forever
and support eachother through whatever
they hang out at Paradise Island
where they have redbull and pizza
if your nice and orange and fluffy
they'd be happy to meet ya
-by: Clyde
Rest in Peace, Maggie Mae, my only cousin I have ever had. We all miss you terribly! ♥
Music:
Get Your Own Fake McLovin ID!Big Orange cats by far the best,
heads and tails above the rest.
We love you Stumpy, we do,
we all appreciate you.
You truly are a king,
I would not change a thing.
(to the tune of "Friends in Low Places"):
Stumpy's got friends in orange places,
Where there are lots of meows,
and tail chases,
all through the day,
Everyone gets to play.
Yeah, Stumpy's got two sisters...
But he still knows
HE'S THE MISTER
so that makes him the king
of everything.
From: Rocco Johnson
Stumpy James is one cool cat.
A Garfield lookin' dude..
Since Garfield is my idol,
With Stump I'll share my food.
Stumpy is a big boy
that has alot of class..
And if you mess with my friend Stumpy
I'll have to kick your ass!!
Movies:
Garfield
Garfield: A Tale of 2 kitties
Television:
I can't read, I don't have thumbs!
I have a translator. I speak cat.
You speak english.
Books:
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Heroes:
My mommy and Daddy
