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Jeff

I am here for Friends

About Me

www.whatjeffkilled.com

My Interests

Hunting, dismembering, disemboweling, decapitating

I'd like to meet:

Small furry creatures that don't see me coming.

Whoever invented this - the prey that cannot die.

Music:

The Great Cat Massacre

Heroes:

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

My Blog

My blog is moving

I have a new blog on my new site: jeffthegiantorangecat.com.
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:06:00 PST

It calls me

Inside it is warm and pleasant... but the chilly outside calls to me nonetheless.I will sleep next to the door for awhile to ponder this.
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:32:00 PST

News channel closed

I brought everyone a bird, but I cannot send them a bulletin about it. I might have to catch MySpace and eat it. Here.
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST

I hate interruptions

I was interrupted while dining on the front porch. How rude.
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST

Vexatious rain

I was forced to enter the human cave today. The rain falls incessantly. I frequently demand that the door be opened so I can see if it has stopped raining, but it never does. I will pass the time by c...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

I am full

I did not consume all of the humans' offerings tonight as I am full of the ground creature captured in today's hunt. The humans were appropriately awed when I showed them the head. Often they scurry a...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST