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About Me

I'm a good kitty! My mumma and daddy rescued me a few years ago when the family I was living with moved away. I was almost ten pounds lighter then but not as happy! I have a brother and two sisters and I like to eat grass and sing and take huge poops and lay on my dad's stomach and run outside when I'm not supposed to. I love to eat and lay around. I'm Duffy!

My Interests

Friskies, 9 Lives, Mice, climbing trees, sniffing boots, sniffing butts, eating, sleeping, purring, being patted.

I'd like to meet:

Felix, Morris, Heathcliff, and sexy girl cats who are in to BBF's (big, beautiful felines).

Music:

Limp Bizkit, Ice Tea, Korn, Black Eyed Peas, Cake, Buckcherry, Green Jello, Bananarama, The Jam, Lemonheads, Smashing Pumpkins, Spice Girls, Sugarland,

Movies:

Eat Drink Man Woman, Chocolat, Chicken Run, Fast Food Nation, Supersize Me, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

Food Network, Animal Planet

Books:

I usually just read the labels on the catfood cans.

Heroes:

The person who invented the buffet.

My Blog

Welcome to the Machine

A few weeks ago, the warm weather began, and I got that itch. I used to be an outside cat, you know, and sometimes I still long to get out there, roll in the grass, climb the trees, jump at...
Posted by Duff on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:44:00 PST

Sex Appeal

Today I got this message:I'm Jessica :))I really feel szhy, but I have to tell you, Duff, that you are just a man of my dreams... I found yiour profile by accident but now I'm sure it's a destiny! ))F...
Posted by Duff on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:13:00 PST

I’m still here

I'm still here. The door is still a mess, I'm still large and lately the humans have been letting me out. The female lets me just run around and the male puts a leash on me. I first ...
Posted by Duff on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:57:00 PST

The Door

Before I lived with the family I reside with now, I was an outdoor cat. But now I only get outside when the female-human (Mommy) brings me out to scratch up a tree out front. It’s on...
Posted by Duff on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST

My mom has been tagged!

I was "Mommy Tagged" by my friend Devouring All (which would be a great name for my heavy metal band, if I ever started one). This is different from regular tagging, in that I will list 10 thing...
Posted by Duff on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

You’ve got to respect the pussy

So, I've got a lot of friends on myspace, but I keep getting invites from female humans with names like Candy or Tamara that want to get to know a "guy like me, for friends and maybe more for fun and ...
Posted by Duff on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST

It’s not always easy living with humans

So I live at home with three other cats and two humans. I have no problems with my fellow felines but at there are certain things I have to rely on the humans (also known as Upright Bipeds) for,...
Posted by Duff on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:45:00 PST