My name is JD, I'm the ruler of the house, even though I am being held captive by 2 humans who won't let me go outside. I only let these 2 humans live since they are the ones who feed/nourish me and keep my shitbox free of my urine/feces. These humans must be pretty stupid and weak minded since they also ,from time to time, clean my ass for me so I don't have to. The humans under-estimate my evilness, and one day I will win my freedom!!!!!!!!!
Friendship badge given to me by April, us San Antonio kitties need to stick together :-)
Survey for Pets
WHAT TYPE OF PET ARE YOU?: Uhh a FELINE
WHAT BREED ARE YOU?: Mutt
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?: JD
MALE OR FEMALE?: All woman baby
LONG OR SHORT HAIRED?: Long
WHAT NICK NAMES DO YOU HAVE?: Jaydeedus boxopussus, Darth Jadus, Ninjapuss, Jayda-Neekwa and many more...(all thanx to the stupid female human!!!!)
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: Green
HOW OLD ARE YOU?: None of your Goddamn business
HOW LONG AS YOUR OWNER HAD YOU?: Long enough
HOW MANY OWNERS DO YOU HAVE?: right now I have 2
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY?: Catnip bag AKA Crack Bag
WHERE DO YOU SLEEP?: wherever the hell I want to
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT IN THE HOUS/OUTSIDE?: Shiiiiiiiiiit......I wish I could go outside
DO YOU ALWAYS WALK OR ARE YOU CARRIED?: I can walk thank you
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TREAT?: Catnip or the occasional small peice of turkey or ham
DRY OR WET FOOD?: Both...I'm spoiled (hahaha stupid humans!!)
ARE YOU POTTY TRAINED?: Of course....I am not a wild alley cat!
YES & NO
ARE YOU NEUTERED?: Yes
DO YOU HAVE OR HAVE HAD CHILDREN?: Got rid of those little fuckers!!
ARE YOU SOCIAL?: Not really...unless you have catnip
DO YOU LIVE WITH OTHER ANIMALS?: not anymore...unless you count the 2 fish
DO YOU LIKE GOING OUTSIDE?: ARE YOU KIDDING!!?!? I've been trying to escape since day 1!!!!
DO YOU LIKE WATER?: just to drink
DO YOU WEAR A COLLAR?: no, they bother me
DO YOU EAT ANYTHING OTHER THEN PET FOOD?: anything I please
DO YOU SHED?: Yes.....all over my humans favorite black clothing!! *Evil Laugh*
HOW MUCH DOES MOMMY AND/OR DADDY LOVE YOU?: Are you kidding?? I'm the highlight of their lives I'm sure....I'm so great!
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