Farnsworth Jägermeister is the name, and being evil is my game. I hate anything nice because being nice is not fun. I like to trip people/animals, slap people/animals, fight, curse, smoke, drink, party, steal, committ arson, make fun of people's disablities, laugh at people dying and/or getting hurt, drugs, hustlin', rap, techno, hardcore, breakdance, promote cock fights, steal from old people, take candy from babies, sex, fishing, swimming, stealing from the rich and from the poor, starting riots, cheating, stalking, porn, make threatening phone calls to random people, strippers, $10 Whores, beating up other animals, playing practical jokes, rob hobos, hit on your mom and or sister, Chasey Lain, and generally being a cynical asshole. Being bad is what makes life fun, so go outside and rob a bank.
