Infamous performance artist with previous shows including gun f*cking, Gnostic blood letting, fisting, and much much more!!!! Rock and Roll incarnate, crusin' for a bruising xx Looking forward to many more adventures around the World xx I have performed all over and am also known to do Karaoke Dominatrix for The Church of The Subgenius ( Reverend Plastic Mediator ) xx Former Fetish model with an eye for the extreme and perverse x I have an Honours degree in Philosophy and spent 5 years studying Cinema...So don't fuck with me because I can argue and watch films at the sametime ;-0
Passing memories.."Small but interesting crowd and great music. Pope David Black opened, Rev. Plastic Mediator slashed her own throat in the nude (that's gotta hurt), and Papa Joe Mama sung the SubG National Anthem and read PAYING YOUR DUES TO DOBBS." ( Papa Joe Mama on a Hamburg Devival )
"I throw off my Orthodox Jew attire and reach for the fake tits and old man Halloween mask that constitute Frau Sexy tonight.Plastic Mediator comes backstage and tightens her corset.looks at Frau Sexy."You want to use the Riding Crop or the Studded Leather Paddle ?".I look out at the unsuspecting Pope David Lee Black as he launches the Bleeding Head of Bob into the crowd.I look at his tender butt."Studded leather paddle" I say. Last but by no means least.KARAOKE DOMINATRIX.but rather than offer spankings to the audience,Pope David Lee Black wants to be SPANKED FOR THEIR SINS!!!!!!!All on his own,he takes centre stage as Europe's 'The final Countdown ' fills the air.His belt is loosed.His trousers drop.The two tormentors come up from behind.Plastic Mediator takes the left and Frau Sexy the right.WE UNLEASH HELL on Daves naked bum.*thwack! *thwack! *thwack! ARRRRGGGHHHHHH !!!!!! 'it's the final countdowwwwwwn!!!!!!' *thwack! The pope rolls around on the floor in agony.the stage collapses.POPE BLACK'S PENIS hangs out and scares the hell outta the crowd.Praise BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More Noise.Shouting.Chaos. " ( Just another night for us....YESSSS we are CRAZY!!!!!! )
" A little later I suddenly notice that the back room is a lot emptier than I'd expect so I go check out why. Rev Plastic Mediator is on stage with some guy doing something damn awful to another guy's naked and stretched arsehole in the background. At least he's wearing a surgical glove. Lordy. Plastic Mediator is saying something I'm too incoherent and distracted to follow as she strips off and pulls out a knife, pulling it across her body to allow the blood to flow out. I'm left practically in a state of fear and shock, PRAISE "BOB", I'm VERY NEARLY OFFENDED! Hurrah! Plus, more naked connyities drenched in blood wondering around can't be a bad thing can it, surely? " ( Rev Priest )
" Those EuroSubs are a naughty bunch... after a kicking night of music and ranting at the 491 Gallery, the highlight of which must have been Pope Black writhing in agony on the floor, screaming into his mic as Rev Plastic Mediator applied enthusiastic strokes of a riding crop..." Accordionista
( On me getting dirty at the Necro show in London Jan 11th 2007 )"...there was a girl dancing on stage with her (awesome) tits out, ass out and dripping wet. necro was fucking ill last night and you made it so much better. "( ***** Name withheld as I don't know if they will get in trouble for saying this xxx thanks for the message!!! RESPECT )
( Necro again x ) "....as my eyes adjusted to the green lights, through the smoke and barrage of hands in the air, some crazy dame stormed the stage. wet through, tits out and ass making regular appearances; this broad was owning the show! " ( cheers for the quote xxx ) Hahaha and I thought I had been pretty well behaved ;-0
2007 update...
Don't wanna be your teacher
Don't wanna be your preacher
Don't wanna be your keeper
I wanna be your pimp
Don't wanna be your lover
Don't wanna be your brother
Don't wanna be your mother
I met you on the Greyhound bus
In a world of passion and lust
Don't wanna be your pastor
I wanna be your master
I'm just a fucking bastard
I wanna be your pimp
OK YOU WANNA HANG OUT
DO YOU HAVE A PIG MASK?
DO YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW?
DO YOU LIKE BURYING PEOPLE UP TO THEIR NECKS IN YOUR GARDEN? ( oh and don't forget you need to feed them! )
HAHA ok so if you look like this, then Hell the drinks are on me...;-0 if you answered NO to any of the above then go stalk another less demented woman!
Thanks for the pic Espira hahah!!