Volume 2 Fall: Time to get your corpse in shape... with our CORPSE PILATES issue! Featuring cover-corpsettes TIFFANY SHEPIS (The Princess of Scream) and KIMBERLY KANE (The Princess of Cream) exorcising their behinds. Also featuring: The band Creepsville 666, How to Mummify Yourself, From Here to Eternity, FAYE REAGAN, MISS WENDY and the Putrid Family; The top 3 HAUNTS, Lucifer Valentine’s Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, FOREY ACKERMAN and more comedy than you can bench press. So, what are you waiting for, get off your bony butt and jog to the gym for some Corpse Pilates. You'll be glad you dead.
Volume 2 Summer: Our Golf Corpse issue hits a hole-in-one and features cover girl Charlotte Stokely, Corpse College Cuties, 1-800-Autopsy, Marilyn Chambers, The Amazing Johnny Eck, The bands Scum Of The Earth and Crud, Rim Jobs, artists Laurie Lipton and Dead Arms, Highlights For Corpses and more insane humor, gags and spoofs. So, catch the new grave in comedy. You'll be hollering FORE-ensics!!
Girls and Corpses 2009 Calendar wall calendar now on sale! What an insane gift and in plenty of time for Corpsemas. Click on calendar to order now!
GIRLS AND CORPSES.COM
“This is the first comedy magazine about death,†explains Girls and Corpses Deaditor-In-Chief Robert Steven Rhine,†adding, “They said we couldn’t do it. They said we shouldn’t do it. But after sixteen web issues, Girls and Corpses Magazine is now a full-fledged print magazine with 80 full-color-glossy-pages of humor and horror, interviews and reviews, fiction and non and, of corpse, graveyards full of hot gorgeous models posing with cold rotting corpses.â€
Our motto: "So many corpses... so little time"
We have been featured on: Sirius MAXIM radio, SIRIUS PLAYBOY RADIO, MAXIM MAGAZINE, STUFF, FHM, PENTHOUSE, BIZARRE, HEAVY METAL, FANGORIA, RUE MORGUE, VIRUS, RED SCREAM, TOTAL GUITAR and many others.
You know you've been thinking about it... dreaming about it... well now, here it finally is!
Why Girls and Corpses, you ask?
Well, if you're like me, you like two things, beautiful girls and rotting corpses. So, I thought, why not bring them together in one magazine?
"We offer an alternative to fans of horror stalwarts Fangoria and Rue Morgue, by serving some guffaws with our gore."
Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. Each month we feature scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, corpses. What could be better? Also, we have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews, corpse sex tips and other madness.
I originally conceived G&C magazine as a newsstand magazine but all the cash went into the publishing of my Asylum Press graphic novel SATAN's 3-RING CIRCUS OF HELL http://www.myspace.com/satans3ringcircusofhell
But we didn't want to let down our fans at the horror shows who displayed such a drooling interest in this twisted subject matter.
So,if you like your babes HOT and your corpses COLD, you've come to the right crypt. Girls and Corpses is to die for.
We hope to someday make "Girls & Corpses" sound as natural as "soup and sandwich."
ROT ON America!
Sickcerely,
Robert Steven Rhine Founder/Publisher/Deaditor-in-Chief/Future Corpse