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D.W. Frydendall

Piss off the world...be yourself...

About Me


"I t is no lauging matter! We Frydendall's have a right to be proud! What devil or witch was ever so great as D, whose blood flows in these veins!" excerpt from "D.W. Frydendall: Making of a Modern Monster"



I was born on a hot balmy day in August somewhere in the city of L.A. Rumor has it that is was an old taxi cab and that I was more or less found (that's a claim my old man has supported over the years anyway).
I was a singular kid, never really wanted to be around people. We had an understanding even at a young age. People don't understand me and I don't understand people. I spent most of my childhood in isolation in my room drawing monsters and watching re-runs of Benny Hill. All those bouncy British tits probably did something to my head.
School was the worst. I was sent to Catholic school. I remember the first word taught to us in first grade (by some nun who's name I've thankfully erased from my mind) was obey. Obey!?! Even as a six year old I though "That sounds like robot talk! This place eats ass!"
School always was lame. I barely had friends and spent most of the time hanging out with people who were into horror and liked punk music. I remember a couple of bullies were messing with me once. So I sat down and drew them both skewered on top of a maypole with these demonic children merrily pulling out their entrails. I Xeroxed this and gave it to all of their friends who laughed their asses off. The two assholes who tried to bully me had never dealt with that level of mental warfare and never even looked my way again. Ha!
Soon people realized that I could draw evil stuff so I started doing all of the show fliers for all of the bands in school. Then I started drawing tattoos for people. Then I started to tattoo people. Then I got tattoos.

I recently worked in the "Professional Sector" and dropped out because of all of the politics and people who work above you who have no idea of what they're doing. After working in several "corporations" I have grown to get a sinking feeling that everything is run by idiots and we're a hairs breath away from chaos and anarchy.
My life now consists of drawing and hanging out with my friends and watching movies. We go drinking now and then and fuck off. I have no pets.
I've Recently done some of my horrific art for bands such as THE GHASTLY ONES, T.S.O.L., CALABRESE. BACK TO ZERO, and tons of others.


"D.W. Frydendall was nevertheless a most picturesque character on the western border in those days when the pistol instead of law courts determined issues. Frydendall had a mean disposition and an ungovernable temper, and under the influence of liquor was a most dangerous man."excerpt from "The Life and Times of D.W. Frydendall" as told by W.R. Masterson
D.W. Frydendall by R.H. Phister
courtesy of LACMA

My Interests




NEW STUFF FROM D.W. OUT NOW!!!
SEE D.W.'s most gory and perverse comic atrocities ever in SATAN'S 3 RING CIRCUS OF EVIL and then see what he does to those grim grinning ghosts of the HAUNTED MANSION!First time in print! See ultimate horrors brought to shocking life in this collection of the macabre! This is D.W.'s pen and ink illustrations at their twisted best!Also has a foreward by Gris Grimly!ALL ORDERS FROM THIS WEBSITE WILL BE SIGNED!75 pages/ french folded deluxe softcover Black and white int. 6X9$12.00Published by Burnside PublicationsTo order this book online, go HERE ._________________________________________ Art, horror movies, ghosts and the paranormal, bigfoot studies, comics, music, painting, FIREANTS! Blaxploitation films, colorful personalities..._________________________________________

I'd like to meet:

I dunno...a midget perhaps?

Music:

The Cramps, The Ghastly Ones, Rob Zombie, Frankenstein, The Misfits, Eerie Ln., TSOL,The Cenobites, The Meteors, The Spectres, Deadbolt, Ministry, MLWTTKK, Iggy Pop, KMFDM, The Vandals, Tenacious D, Sex Pistols, Sid Vicious, Dead Kennedys, Fear, Deadbolt, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Slayer, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Marilyn Manson, Suicidal Tendencies, The Meatmen, Aphex Twin, Dead Can Dance, Bauhaus, Depeche Mode, Ibrahim Ferrer, GWAR...most psychobilly, oh and dig this....ical! Namely Bruckner, Holst, Wagner, Berlioz, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Bach, Schubert, Debussy...

Movies:

Casablanca,The Mysterious Monsters, Legend of Boggy Creek, Edward Scissorhands, Shaun of the Dead, Jackass 1 and 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Tobe Hooper's...not that recent travesty), Evil Dead I, II, & III, Spider Baby, The Maltese Falcon, The Ninth Configuration, The Big Sleep, Halloween, The Thing, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dolemite Mutha Fucka! Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, I think Russ Meyer is a God (R.I.P.) Japanese Horror films, any movie by Takashi Miike.

Television:

In search of..., Heroes, Metaocalypse, Twin Peaks, The Shield, The Simpsons, SPACED, Dexter, Doctor Who, Deadwood, ROME, Monty Python, Battlestar Galactica, Mr. Show, The Office, Kolchak: the Night Stalker, Red Dwarf, Most Anime, Torchwood, Jackass, The Tom Green Show, The Root of All Evil?,

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft Books, Terry Pratchet's Discworld Series, Watchers, Lightning, Good Omens, Skinema, Phantoms, The God Delusion, God is Not Great, Snowcrash, Hit and Run, Hostage to the Devil, Ishmael, Rue-Morgue Magazine, Vice Magazine, Letter to a Christian Nation. Will Storr vs. The Supernatural.

Heroes:

My favorite artists are Alphonse Mucha, Berni Wrightson, Leonardo DaVinci, Harry Clarke, Arthur Adams, Stephen Gammell, Tom Wright, Joe Coleman, Charles Keeping, Stephen W. Blickenstaff, Pushead, and a couple of others I can't remember... Raymond Sr., Dr. Richard Dawkins, Howard Stern, Eddie Izzard and Dave Attell are my favorite comedians. Boo Radley... a scary good guy.

My Blog

I just found these on Match.com!!!

What do you think of these women? I think the place might be really legit! I may have to join cause these chicks RULE!!!Name: Alicia McTitsAge: 24 Likes: Long walks on my dog, doing my kagels, clea...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:33:00 PST

More fun with MATCH.COM ads...

I guess myspace has some deal going with MATCH.COM and when you send an email there is a "Pseudo" chat video of someone of the opposite sex supposedly chatting with you. All bouncy tits and smiles. Li...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:51:00 PST

Do you know who the West Memphis 3 are?

If not, you should.If you're a friend of mine then odds are at some time in your life you've been made to feel like a misfit. You just didn't quite fit in. Maybe people were afraid of you or laughed a...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

My ironic "religeous" experience...

I had been raised Catholic and attended Catholic school. My Mom was a hard-core catholic and wanted us to grow up to be "good" catholics. Even at a young age I always had an extremely hard time with t...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Sat, 24 May 2008 04:57:00 PST

Now THAT’S a happy customer.

I recently did the artwork for the forthcoming AQUAHOLICS album and Marky, the really nice guy I've been dealing with, sent me this message after I sent him the art..."HOLY FUCK!!!!!! I JUST JIZZED MY...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:01:00 PST

Stephan Miller... R.I.P.

Wow... I just found out that that my friend Stephan Miller of Gunslinger Media and Girls and Corpses Magazine was attacked and killed by his cousins trained bear. You can read about it here. http://ww...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:49:00 PST

Baine’s Existance: A pulp writing by D.W. Frydendall

The day started much like any other pile of drek that littered my calendar; with a hangover. I sat in my chair, feeling the destroyed foam seat flake off under the weight of my ass. I took a handful o...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:58:00 PST

How to be happy 101

I wrote this several years ago. I still think it holds up.______________________________________________________I added this to my site for the main reason that I see myself as a content person, and i...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:47:00 PST

Special Sale on D.W. Frydendalls The Creeps artwork and more&

We’re clearing out the archives to make roomfor a whole new batch of incredible artwork from DWF!Take advantage of these incredible priceson some of D.W. Frydendall’s most recognizable art...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:14:00 PST

An intruiging site that’s not good for your state of mind.

The site is called PEOPLE YOU SEE IN HELL and it's a site with links to news stories of the worse, WORSE people in the news. Really evil mutherfucks... www.pysih.comMy favorite article was this one ab...
Posted by D.W. Frydendall on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:06:00 PST