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The Impossible Ones

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CD REVIEWS REVIEW IN SLEAZEGRINDER OCTOBER The Impossible Ones Vs. The World May Cause Dizziness RecordsWell, it’s got plenty Misfits monster-mash, a little wobbly pyschobilly, a touch of hardcore ferocity (80’s version, not the modern metal-ly bullshit), the usual macabre sense of humor (“Met her by the cemetery, coulda sworn that she was dead”), bratty teen-punk vocals, a Theremin…you know, all the things that make like worth leaving. Not exactly a brand new witch’s brew, but horror-rock junkies will eat up like eye of newt. Or whatever gross shit you freaks like to eat.-SleazeTHE IMPOSSIBLE ONES "VS. The World" CD released by May Cause Dizziness RecordsWhen I first took a look at this album I thought it was another one of those boring psycho records. The cover's got that whole feeling about it. But, luckily I was wrong. The albums' intro sounds like something out of the old Clint flick "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" but then it takes off. The Impossible Ones play fast, snotty punk rock and the band's singer, Neil Impossible, has got a very charismatic voice. I think of "Maximum Rock'N'Roll" by NOFX at times 'cuz The Impossible Ones has that same playful feeling. The catchy "Unlucky Me" is my favorite on the album. I'm glad I gave this one a serious chance 'cause it's a really good album. /Christer Davidsson, MUTINYZINE.COM

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Member Since: 5/16/2006
Band Website: mcdrecords.com
Band Members: Neil Jay Impossible- Guitar vocals
Robert Seamus Forty- Drum vocals
Gentleman Jonathan- Bass vocals
Mr. Matt- Rythym guitar
THE GHOSTS OF CANNARY ROW LIVE @ BRICKHOUSE 10/12/07
Influences: Cramps, Adicts, Toy Dolls, the Boys, Buzzcocks, Dead Boys, H.G. Lewis, George A. Romero, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Misfits, 45 Grave, Dario Argento, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Rezilos, Adverts, Circle Jerks, Cocksparrer, Ramones, Sham 69, Elfman, Mario Bava, Vibrators, Stiff Little Fingers, Pogues, E.C. comics, the Clash, Slaughter and the Dogs, Lucio Fulci, Troma, Demented Are Go!, Mozart, The Damned, Goblin, the Mummies, The Undertones, Ludwig Van, Ennio Morricone, Link Wray, Angelic Upstarts, Cockney Rejects, AC/DC, Russ Meyer, Exotica, Surf, Lounge .......................................... ..
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Record Label: May Cause Dizziness
Type of Label: Indie

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STOLEN GUITAR ****$1500 REWARD for RETURN***

Neil Impossible's Gretsch White Falcon was stolen last night (11/16/07) at Coyote Hill, Glendale, AZ $1500 reward for the return, no questions asked. I have already contacted the venue, all the other ...
Posted by The Impossible Ones on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:11:00 PST

...VS THE WORLD LYRICS!!!

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Posted by The Impossible Ones on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST

Phoenix New Times Article....

New Times
Posted by The Impossible Ones on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST