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Zorak

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About Me


I am the Lone Locust of the Apocalypse! Think of me when you look to the night sky!I am green. With evil. I am a giant praying mantis although I am occasionally called a locust. I am a criminal mastermind, but after my capture, I was forced into servitude as the bandleader of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast and frontman of "The Original Way Outs". I am known far and wide for my deviousness, sarcasm, and my ability to deliver scathing bon mots at a moment's notice. I also have remarkable regenerative and gum chewing abilities. Bets are currently being taken as to how long it will be before I devour Wally Gator.
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests

Hanging out at the Locust Club, drowning my sorrows in bowls of jello. Eating aeresol cheese, corrupting Brak

I'd like to meet:

Hit List: Space Ghost Leonard Ghostal Banjo Raymond (he makes good eats) Wally Gator BirdmanCouncil of Doom: Moltar Brak Lokar Tansut Metallus Black Widow

Band Members: The Sorcerer Christy aka Steve the drummer

Honorable Mention: Gandorf The Mad Grinder Chad Ghostal The Taco King Jack KlugmanRelations: Uncle Judy and Aunt LarsFly Honeys: Merrill Markoe Zingor Evil Hippys

Music:


Way Out, Man.
The Original Way Outs, Cartoon Planet Blues Band

Movies:


I AM BATMANTIS!

Television:


The Freashmaker!
SGC2C, The Brak Show, Jerry Springer and Mintos commercials.
I'll Kick Steve's Ass!

Books:



Take the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz

Heroes:


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