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Absolute Fucking Saints

it's more than woe-be-gotten grey skies now

About Me


GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/30/2005
Band Website: AbsoluteFuckingSaints.com
Band Members:
St. Handsome Dick Teratoma
Guitar, howls of shame
and redemption
Likes: Comic books, plump goth chicks, Quake, Annie Cruz, The Damned
Dislikes: Fake boobs, rye bread, beets, Creed, Pearl Jam, smooth jazz, Taylor Hicks, etc...
St. Mel Ting
Bass, talent
Likes: to "shred"
Dislikes: Waiting around
for Teratoma & Stein
Saint N. Stein
Drums and incoherent
rants that go on until
the next morning.
Likes: mind-altering
substances.
Dislikes: His own B.O.
Influences: There are far too many to list but at the top are classic "horror" schtick bands like The Damned, 45 Grave and TSOL. Also a healthy dose of 60s stuff like The Who, The Kinks and The Sonics. We like Black Sabbath. We like "Ride the Lightening" era Metallica (Disclaimer: They're a bunch of twats now). Gloomy stuff like Tom Waits and Nick Cave... Bauhaus, DEVO, The Cramps, The Ventures, Trio, Slayer, The Dickies, Descendents, Henry Mancini, The Misfits, The Toy Dolls, The Melvins, They Might Be Giants. The Ramones. Motorhead.
Sounds Like: Something that would make that hot goth chick in your art class really horny that you can also skate to.

Type of Label: None

My Blog

Tom Cruise Scientology Video - The Truth.

If you haven't  seen the Tom Cruise Scientology video by now, (YouTube and Google have censored it)  Here it is (gawker.com)One only needs to watch it for a minute or two to notice the real ...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST

DON’T LET YOUR BUTT GET HIT BY THE DOOR!!!

I uploaded a "new" song, previously unreleased though. You can download it for free. 
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

MUST SEE!!! JERRY FALWELL TODAY!!!


Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:37:00 PST

JERRY FALWELL IS DEAD!

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." -- Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown) "If you're not a born-again Chr...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

Basement tape gem...

I came accross this recently and thought I'd put it here for a while, I've always really liked this unrehearsed, totally improvised "jam session" that led to Sodom & Gamorrah...Vocals & Lyrics...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:10:00 PST

To the two snoozing guys at Bookman's...

...on Grant/Campbell. FUCK YOU!There is a 'business man' looking guy passed out in one of the comfy chairs in the WiFi section, and a junky in the listening section. The junky guy just shifted and a w...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

Haha I fucking hate these things...

But since I'm obsessed with FireFly and was bored at work:Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75%Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 60%River (Stowaway) 60%Zoe Washburne ...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

BUGS ringtone!

Right-click here or browse to rickey-rat.com/m/bugs.mid with an internet-enabled phone. Or: go to Crostel.com and create a free account, then check http://www.crostel.com/Teratoma to send it directly ...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:33:00 PST

A MESSAGE FROM XENU

Check out The Truth Rockets...
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

MTV Bombay

Another one.
Posted by Absolute Fucking Saints on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST