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Patrick

You can't shine a sneaker, sucka

About Me

I work in the basement

My Interests

I eat holy crackers, F&AM JOSHUA LODGE 890 MANHATTAN 7TH DISTRICT aka. "The Charitable Seventh"

I'd like to meet:

My father

Music:

"Johnny Cash R.I.P Hank Williams SR. Red Foley and of course... Beautiful Noise.

Movies:

Barry Lindon, Glen Gary Glenn Ross "Whats my name? Fuck you, thats my name"

Television:

Adult Swim...you should watch it.

Books:

The Illuminatus Trilogy

Heroes:

Milton Bradley / Alexander Hamilton / Charles Bukowski / Nick Nolte / Paul Revere

My Blog

99 Tips for Living

99 Tips for Living  * You should never have to match your socks, other than to separate black from white; buy 18 pairs of identical socks in each color and throw them all out every six months. * ...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:00:00 PST

NoThanksgiving here!!!

While you are all stuffing your faces and watching lame floats go by on TV land (including myself), think to yourself "wouldnt this thanksgiving be better spent serving soup and turkey to an alchoholi...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST