smoking pot
music
hating george w. bush
9-ball
diazepam (10 mg.)
alprazolam (1 mg.)
dogs and cats
limerence
knitting
the first amendment
you being intelligent
me being intelligent
clandestinity
feeling guilty
subversion, perversion, diversion
maneki neko
burnt toast
the ocean
horsey and/or piggy back rides
apple computers
perfect timing
coffee
fearing commitments
swearing
top secret methods
vodka, tequila, mescal, whiskey
liberals
socialists
being intimidating by accident
being intimidating on purpose
getting off on awkwardness
large vocabularies
underwear
worrying quietly
color theory
olives
assorted flavors of malaise
eye rolling
being from pittsburgh
hating george w. bush
music
smoking pot
my "good" twin. i'm most certainly the evil one.
also, people who don't mind me being a bad friend every so often. i get busy, and all of a sudden, a week is gone. sorry 'bout that. i always come back, though!
frank black
frank black & the catholics
bobby conn
tenacious d
50 foot wave
kristin hersh
throwing muses
radiohead
pixies
sebadoh
trainwreck
eagles of death metal
amy (fucking) winehouse
patti smith
supergrass
the kyle gass project
rocket from the crypt
velvet underground
urge overkill
rapeman/all things albini
three mile pilot
the english beat
swell
motorhead
the black keys
sloan
cat hair ensemble
the mountain goats
the clash
black sabbath
the breeders
squeeze
the horror
abba
electric six
ac/dc
os mutantes
the police
lou reed
bright eyes
eggbot
stephen malkmus and the jicks
queen
wallyworld
the trucks
gang of four
quicksand
alvino rey orchestra
elliott smith
butter 08
morphine
cat power
they might be giants
hugo largo
kaiser chiefs
bob mould, sugar, husker du
new order
marie celeste
the cars
sahara hotnights
the nazz
nick drake
devo
t-bone burnett
can
public enemy
cake
the magnetic fields
covered in bees
tdk6k
ok go
modern lovers
spoon
the everly brothers
the dukes of stratosphear
talking heads/david byrne
xtc
pj harvey
fleetwood mac
bloc party
the who
that dog
nina simone
the stooges
black mountain
iceburn
amon duul
antibalas afrobeat orchestra
the rolling stones
holly golightly
lush
the roots
elvis costello
sleater-kinney
john cale
the smiths
mark rivers
buzzcocks
saint america
ween
marcos valle
the carrie nations
the jam
metric
judas priest
dust brothers
red kross
aphrodites child
mudhoney
go-betweens
joan jett
riverbottom nightmare band
etc. etc. etc.
motorama
beyond the valley of the dolls
secretary
fargo
norma rae
el topo
spirited away
run ronnie run!
v for vendetta
melvin goes to dinner
pi
microcosmos
tie me up! tie me down!
the aristocrats
jesus' son
9 to 5
fight club
paradise lost
jesus is magic
traffic
the life and times of harvey milk
pornography
mondo... (anything)
woody allen
cohen brothers
ang lee
michael moore
pedro almodovar
russ meyer (is god)
countdown w/ keith olbermann
mr. show with bob and david
tenacious d
moral orel
LOST
tim and eric/tgttm
space ghost coast to coast
gong show
joe franklin
stuff from before you were born, son.
steven jesse bernstein
"the loners' manifesto"/a. rufus
chuck palahniuk
stuff about jonestown
orwell, huxley, jim kieth
fiber/papercraft how-tos
murderers and sexual deviancy
expensive art books
anything about or by warhol
same goes for keith haring
sex, drugs, and brian greene.
feral house, bloat, small press
Disinterests whole foods (fucking sucks)
wal-mart (FUCKING sucks)
drama kings and queens
right-wing "christians"
racism, sexism, homophobia
flag-waving douchebags
douchebags
banning pit bulls
puppy mills (fuck off)
wimps
mayonnaise
your shitty band
horses
the phone
magnifying mirrors
dirty tricks
the unhygienic
p.b.r.