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Gorn

FOKHSS IP'KAKAROO OIIAASS'YU. FIGHT THE WEAK!!!! grrrrrrrrr

About Me

After Fighting Kirk and my special guest appearence in Enterprise and various other roles I got bored of the endless hissing and grunting and decided to settle in Beverly Hills California, to quench my taste for decaf lattes and lowfat soylent green smoothies. I like to lay in the sun and taste the air with my tongue and hiss at humans. Did I mention I have a long tongue? I work out at my local gym and make my own clothes . I love water sports and am working on getting my own dress store! grrrrrrrr hisssssss.

My Interests

Clothes making, the beach, martial arts, fighting humans, Oprah, SCI FI, Kaiju Big Battel, Conspiracies, Outdoor survival, Chess and Writing fan fic.

I'd like to meet:

David Hasslehoff, Richard Simmons ( boy does he have good taste in clothing), Regis Philbin, Liza Minelli, Cher, Elton John, Dali Lama, Jerry Springer, Kevin Smith, Oprah Winfrey, Tyra, George Lucas, Simon Cowell, The Sarlacc, Doctor Who, Godzilla and P Diddy!

Star Trek theme.....

If You're Gorn by Matchbox 20? Thanks Jessica 6!

Music:

Duran Duran, P Diddy, Kilna, Depeche Mode, Gary Numan, Will Smith, Linkin Park, Warp 11, No Kill I, William Shatner, Englebert Humperdinck, Barry Manilow, Tom Jones, Dance and trance, Movie soundtracks.

Movies:

Snakes on a plane, Cobra, Godzilla, Jurassic park, Aliens, Predator, Trekkies, Star Trek the Wrath of Khaan, Free Enterprise, Jaws, Gladiator, The Fly, Howard the Duck, Red Dawn, Showgirls, Dragonheart, Return of the Jedi.

Television:

Lost, Doctor Who, The X Files, Nip Tuck, Star Trek TOS, TJ Hooker, Knight Rider, Magnum PI, Battlestar Galactica, Oprah, House, Lifetime movies, Queer eye for the straight Guy, Will and Grace, What not to wear, The six million dollar man and Spike tv!

Books:

huh?

Heroes:

KHAAAANNNNNN, Myself, Kirk, Worf, Spock, Samuel Jackson.

My Blog

GORNY ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS...

RAHH GRRRRRRRRR my green GORNY friends!So it's been a while since I last logged in here. Mainly because If I do not log in for a week my inbox is quite full. HUGE!Alien races and humans ask THE GORN a...
Posted by Gorn on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:20:00 PST

What is Green? ....... Romantic poem for the ladies or ...men.

What Is Green?...Green is the small, little Leprechaun that sees some gold while frolicking in the heather and the colour it goes when I strangle it and give it to you as a gift.Green is the colour th...
Posted by Gorn on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

NEWS JUST IN...GORN GOT IN TROUBLE !!!

GREETINGS my fellow GORNY friends. As some of you may have seen THE GORN was involved in a......shall we say....incident...... some time ago. My rather beautiful mug shots are on my main page and belo...
Posted by Gorn on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

WINNING SONG.... GORNY RE WRITE OF... " I'M TOO SEXY "

By overwelming response the winning song to get the GORN treatment is' I'm too sexy!' WELL DONE to all those who suggested it.So without further adieu...."I'M TOO GORNY!"Kirks too sexy for his shirt ...
Posted by Gorn on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

GORN in comic strip


Posted by Gorn on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:52:00 PST

It's not easy being green! GORNY LYRICS

It's not that easy being greenHaving to spend each day the color of SnotWhen I think it could be nicer being drunk and vomiting up bloodOr something much more colorful like thatIt's not easy being gre...
Posted by Gorn on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

I FEEL PRETTY / GORNY Full lyrics

GORNYI feel Gorny,Oh, so Gorny,I feel Gorny and Horny and Greeeeeennnnn!And I pityAny human who isn't me tonight.I feel bitey,Oh, so biteyIt's alarming how bitey I feel!And so GornyThat I hardly can b...
Posted by Gorn on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

HOW WOULD YOU HAVE DEFEATED KIRK?

GREETINGS HUMANS.Its been a nice time for me recently. I was at a BBQ and did not eat one guest...even those who were covered in sauce and looked TASTY!I resisted. I even let go the frog on my door st...
Posted by Gorn on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Closer NIN vs STAR TREK Best fan vid ever.

BEST STAR TREK FAN MADE MUSIC VID EVER...T Jonsey & Killa, neither of whom am I, re-edit of Star Trek OS. Starring Kirk and Spock.ENJOY GRRRRRRRR HISSSSS GRRRRRRR.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PwpcU...
Posted by Gorn on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:14:00 PST

THE POEM OF BUSTY McRIDER!!!!

I met her that night she was looking for a GORN,I thought I had seen her in some sort of porn.Her name was Busty McRider and she was my date,She said she was Scottish and I knew it was fate.She had gr...
Posted by Gorn on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:55:00 PST