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No Kill I

The No Kill I

About Me

The No Kill I is a punk rock band in Star Trek uniforms that's been around since 1993. The "normal" early 1980s style of punk -- out of control shows with much drinking and blood loss. Don't ask why, because we sure as hell don't know, but we were a Hogan's Heroes band for a little while. Shows are usually pretty out of control what with the booze and the destruction and the flames and the costumes and the fights and the blood and the gore and the spitting.
The Official Order of Star Trek punk rock bands, as ordered by Kahn Noonian Singh is:
1. No Kill I
2. No Kill I - The Next Generation
2. No Kill I - Deep Space 9
3. Thee Shatners
4. Stovokor
5. No one cares anymore.

The No Kill I Recording Log We'll have a CD out on Trekkerds sometime. Oh yeah, like that's going to happen.

The best way to hear our songs is by going here and downloading our songs for free. Look around on our site and swipe some pictures for a cover. It's slow, but hey, it's free. They're low-fi mp3s made from a 3rd generation tape. Sorry, but that's all we got.

Our known releases:

s/t tape (NKI, 1995?) - All the songs on the mp3 site but those are pretty crappy 3rd generation burns.

There was another version of the tape that had songs we recorded with the Orion Slave Girl drumming, but the master from that recording session has been lost. That pretty much sucks 'cause they were good songs. No, wait, the Orion Slave Girl sent me the tape in 2002. Most of those songs are horrible. I don't know what I was thinking.

Swimming the Secret C comp CD (Secret Center, 1996)

Songs About Drinking comp 2LP (Too Many Records, 1996)

Wood Paneled Pacer With Mag Wheels comp (aka the 30 second song comp) LP/ep (Too Many Records, 1997)

I think we're on some other comps on Secret Center and Very Small/Too Many records, but I'm not sure. In October 2004, we recorded the night before Gornzilla made his first attempt at riding round the world on a 40 year old motorcycle. Maybe we'll release that before he does Round 2 in April 2007. Australia - India - Pakistan - Afghanistan - Iran - Turkey - rest of Europe

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/23/2005
Band Website: nokilli.com
Band Members: Wild Man Kirk - hollering
She-man Rand - keyborg
Yeoman Rand - guitar
Hard Drinkin' Lincoln - guitar
Spock - drumming
Gornzilla - bass

Influences: Wild Man Larry Fischer
Sounds Like: He has an illusion and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant.
Record Label: Very Small Records, Too Many Records, Trekkerds
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Radio Interview with No Kill I

From:  Patricia Chi   [email protected] To: Gorn [email protected] Date: May 28, 2007 12:56 PMSubject: Radio Interview with No Kill ITime Sensitive MaterialI am writing on behalf ...
Posted by No Kill I on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:56:00 PST

Bubbles: A Space Chimp

We get a myspace friend invite from S, ean.. We like to check out myspace friends to avoid marketers and Wal-Mart and the ilk. S, ean. has a private profile, so we become friends to take a look. ...
Posted by No Kill I on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

Two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars

The Star Trek connectionA surprising number of child sex abusers appear to be Trekkies. Trying to figure out what that means, however, shows how little we really know about pedophiles JONATHON GATEHO...
Posted by No Kill I on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

The Rockford Defilers

So people like to say, well, let's just say they say things.   Word is kicking around about doing secret shows under a fresh new schtick.  The Rockford Defilers has been kicked around s...
Posted by No Kill I on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:45:00 PST

Arm Fall-Off Boy vs. Matter Eating Lad

Arm Fall-Off Boy was hero of the 30th century who applied for membership in the Legion of Super-Heroes. His only power was to detach his own arm and use it as a weapon to whack his enemies with, and o...
Posted by No Kill I on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST

Common People

I've been listening to Shatner's version of "Common People" posted on Rowan's page.I'd never heard the original version until after I heard the Shatner version, but Shatner does a much better job.&nbs...
Posted by No Kill I on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:13:00 PST

Records!

So far, we have none.  So there.  Don't bother buying the Trekkies 2 soundtrack.  If you feel  you must because the inner geek is screaming, I've seen 'em cheap on ebay.  You'...
Posted by No Kill I on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:27:00 PST

Do I Look Fat To You?

by Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten "You know what I spent the entire day doing?" Captain James T. Kirk asked, unfastening the white strap at the top of his uniform jacket. "I do not," said Spock, loo...
Posted by No Kill I on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:53:00 PST

Jim MacLean RIP

Jim MacLean died a few days ago.  There's more details on my site.  No Kill I played our first show with a Jim band, and we played our last show with a Jim band.  Last show as in, back ...
Posted by No Kill I on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:26:00 PST

myspace fun

If you have Firefox, Safari or another web browser that lets you open tabs, try opening a lot of myspace bands in tabs.  It's a symphony of garbled punk....
Posted by No Kill I on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST