default profile pic |
Just a few words about the profile photo.The pic is one of Tom. He is my mother's cat and was not happy to be be forced into posing with a santa hat. He is a Maine Coon. This means he is huge and fear...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:35:00 GMT |
creepy slimy feeling |
First, a little background. Over a year ago, a creep named Michael Jaques raped and killed a girl named Brooke. He had already done (reduced) time for violent sexual assault, so this new crime caused ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:09:00 GMT |
buzzing |
The best beer buzz is the one you get after four beers and you're a kid and not a 40-year-old
But you are 40.
And you have the beer buzz anyway.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:35:00 GMT |
a crash course for late blooming homosexuals? |
The Archbishop wrote commenting on the fact that my latest posting was privatized. I didn't think anyone cared and also thought it wasn't well-writ. Since the Archbishop is the fucking best, I respond...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:20:00 GMT |
duelling banjos and failing the durn GED |
So, this woman I played softball with (worst team, worst league, worst ever, et al) was accused of sex with her student back in 05. The kid made the claim in the morning and she was arrested that...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:46:00 GMT |
homeless tumor stolen!!! |
As previously reported elsewhere, the tumor has been given to someone less fortunate. Or at least used for medical research. The whole operation took about half the expected time and I was released ye...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:15:00 GMT |
tumors and updates |
If anyone plans to inquire as to post-op progress, send a message and I'll get the PIN number you'll need to see how the tumorectomy went. Put another way, send me a message and I'll give you the swit...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:40:00 GMT |
that crazy lady went even crazier |
Her name rhymes with "rhonda," so that's what I'll call her. When I first started there, I recognized her from when she waited on me. She was totally rude. So, my second day dishing, she starts tellin...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
blowing snow that blows |
Been doing a lot of work for His Honor. I don't think he liked it when I first adressed him as "your honor," so I always pause when I call him "judge." Today was a fiasco in terms of effective snow re...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:55:00 GMT |
woikeeddoik |
The Jamaican is driving me nuts. so, as a guy who is supposed to be a good writer, I thought I'd ad this little screed.
First off: The Cambodian and I are still best of pals and we will eith...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 20:03:00 GMT |
