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Pull Pin And Throw

Hell Is Where The Heart Is

About Me

I am the caringest nurturer in the history of caring nurturers. In the dictionary under 'Sensitive' there is a giant red arrow pointing at ME. I love kittens, puppies, babies, holding hands in the sunset, and YOUR favorite color. Funny is my God and God is great, but not as great as Elvis and Walken. I'll watch 48 hours of Zombie movies just to concoct the perfect maniacal laugh then wrap it up with enough PBR to ballast an oil tanker and an evening of Adult Swim. Despite all this gobbledygook I do indeed have a real job that I've been excelling at for over a decade. My finances are in fine order and none of anyone's business. I don't own anything that hasn't been completely paid for. I live a life of relative adventure interspersed with moments of sheer boredom. When not earning cabbage by being a great and terrible leader I pass the time playing music, studying, collecting tattoos, writing, and photographing Things Seldom Seen.
Immediately after a wasabi enema . . . I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

When not saving Earth from Horrors Out of Space I fancy drinking too much coffee, ranting, advancing my theory that we are all Martian refugees, and developing a religious-right-seeking missile.

I'd like to meet:

YOU, your family, your friends, and then I'm gonna burn your damn house down.You know I once read that dames dig rose petals so I've got 400 shoeboxes full of em, ready to dump all over you the second we meet. You can find me at any dive bar with the Misfits on the jukebox, coffee shops that nobody cool goes to, the library (they got free books man!) Downtown Hellsville and ancient Rome. Bring it on ladies!

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Collapse: How Societies Choose to Succeed or Fail - Jared Diamond. Herodotus - The Histories. Thomas Paine - The Complete Works. Confessions of an Economic Hit Man - John Perkins.

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My Blog

Why Does God Hate Trailer Trash?

Deer Pasture, Me and my momma useta live in Pine Glen Luxury Mobile Home Park. We had us a reel nice singul-wide with a sattulite TV dish and a inflasion swimming pule and us and all are naybor...
Posted by Pull Pin And Throw on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

Put Down The Fucking Iphones and LISTEN!!!

A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II  owned  a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many  German  people were true Nazis, the answer...
Posted by Pull Pin And Throw on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

Know This!

As of this moment is has taken 17,349 jiffys for my twit to turn white.  Also, it seems that my Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is acting up for the Mechagozillionth time. 
Posted by Pull Pin And Throw on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:00:00 PST

Super Hoffa

I'm almost certain that the same insidious Illuminati group that has the true head of John the Baptist also has Super Hoffa in a stasis tube at some diabolically secret location. Cloned from hairbrush...
Posted by Pull Pin And Throw on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:02:00 PST

BEHOLD!

The glory of the ancient world . . .http://comeseemeinromerightnoworelse.blogspot.com/
Posted by Pull Pin And Throw on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST