I am the caringest nurturer in the history of caring nurturers. In the dictionary under 'Sensitive' there is a giant red arrow pointing at ME. I love kittens, puppies, babies, holding hands in the sunset, and YOUR favorite color. Funny is my God and God is great, but not as great as Elvis and Walken. I'll watch 48 hours of Zombie movies just to concoct the perfect maniacal laugh then wrap it up with enough PBR to ballast an oil tanker and an evening of Adult Swim. Despite all this gobbledygook I do indeed have a real job that I've been excelling at for over a decade. My finances are in fine order and none of anyone's business. I don't own anything that hasn't been completely paid for. I live a life of relative adventure interspersed with moments of sheer boredom. When not earning cabbage by being a great and terrible leader I pass the time playing music, studying, collecting tattoos, writing, and photographing Things Seldom Seen.
Immediately after a wasabi enema . . . I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
