I'm intrested in beating the shit out of that little she-male known as Andy Milonakis. I'm a big fan of'Chinglish' a good example is this slippery when wet sign I saw in Hong Kong "To Take Notice of Safe; The Slippery are Very Crafty". I'm also intrested in showing up to a South Pacific island posing as a messianic figure to one of those cargo cults. Finally getting that date Maz promised me. Troma movies, Shittily recorded music from the late 6o's, Rachel Dratch's big beautiful breasts, Making movies that never get finished, Travel, Smoking, Bad Grammer, STDS, Killing all the humans, Astronomy, Disneyland, Mountain Dew, Rockstar Energy Drinks, music from today that sounds like it was shitily recorded in the late 60's, The Turbo Grafix-16, A regime change against the Bush-Cheney Military Junta, The Chogi Civilization, Masturbating to pictures of dead kittens on fire, Unfiltered Cuban Ciggarettes, Soviet Art, Being the only straight David Bowie fan, My Soviet made 78 rpm hand cranked victrola, Gelattos from my uncle's pizza parlour, The San Diego Comic-Con, East Coast dialect and Slang "wicked-awesome", Storming the post office and declaring Hanford it's own country,Buying an island up in Canada for 40K and declaring that it's own country. Midget Strippers, Fidel Castro, String-Theory, Prague, The Internet (My tv viewing choices are slim), Lost Lon Chaney films, getting rid of my tatoo, India, Kurry, Bali, Eating lobster, Riding everything at Magic Mountain then puking,I also collect books, I have several first printings by Ed Gorey, a first printing of 1984 by George Orwell and an original paperback by the unknown Kilgore Trout.Oh yeah and I used to like New York City but last time I went it reeked of piss, I also like Star Trek, Screaming at Neo-Con bastards like my dad, Mike Allred's flat pop art, Bill Viola's flat video art, and Paris Hilton's flat chest.
No more of you creepy internet folk, Seriously I'm thinking of getting a restraining order on some of you psychos.
Arrested Development, California's Gold with Huell Howser (I met him TWICE), The New Battlestar Galactica, LOST, The Colbert Report (he's a god), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Star-Trek:TOS, Nova, Frontline, TV Funhouse, The State, and wild life documentries on APES, and that's about it. If i had one of those kick ass cable connections Id still watch the programs listed up above, Huell Howser is fucking hillarious to laugh at.