Dwight K. Schrute - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am assistant regional manager at Dunder-Mifflin Paper products in Scranton, PA. I am an avid gun and anime' collector. I run a working 40 acre beet farm with my cousin Mose. I work hard, and do the best job in the office, that's why I'm Assistant Regional Manager. We sell paper products to commercial buisnesses and I am the best salesperson working in this office, except for Michael, my boss, but he doesn't sale anymore (thank God!) I am also a volunteer firefighter on the weekend, this has come in handy at work also (long story). AND I am a purple belt in karate. So, as you can see I'm the most important person in the office, and the most loyal. Also, I could save you from a fire, while making a sale and beating up ninjas all at the same time.Also, there is a documentary about Dunder Mifflin, Inc (that's where I work) and it airs every thursday night at 8:30 on NBC. It's okay, but they don't really show what I do that well. I basically run the buisness.Because of that I keep a blog for them. You can read it all here in my blog section. However, I must note that I do respond to comments on it, and I did not copy and paste all the comments (because there was like a million of them). People think I'm the best, but you can read for yourself.

My Interests

Law Enforcement, Selling things, Code Breaking, Ka-Ra-Te, Paintball, Laser Tag, Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, Battlestar Gallactica (Starbuck), Stealth and Surveillance, Women's anatomy, Carousing (within bounds), Muscle Cars (1980 Camaros Rule!), Birkenstock sandals, guitar, recorder, Casio calculator watchs, bobbleheads, Trans Ams (1987s!)

I'd like to meet:

girls, police officers, spiderman, aliens, people who do rope tricks, steven seagal, Elijah Wood, KORN, Sammy Hagar, Starbuck (Katie Sackaroff), Colonel Sanders.

Music:

Metal, Death Metal, Speed Metal, Heavy Metal, Classic Metal, Hair Metal, Air Supply (for romantic moods)

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Serpico, Just Like Heaven (with Reece Witherspoon), THE CROW!!!, Star Wars

Television:

Survivor, Battlestar Gallactica, Lost, The Apprentice, Smallville

Books:

Harry Potter (ALL OF THEM), How to Win Friends and Influence People By Andrew Carnegie, SELL THIS: How to literally kill the competition, By Mose Schrute

Heroes:

The Fathers of The Schrute Family, Michael Scott, Captin Jack, Frodo, Starbuck, James Bond

My Blog

WEB LOG

I am no longer calling SchruteSpace a "blog". It is now being called by its un-compacted name "web log". Welcome to my web log. When I die, here's how I want my funeral. I would like Michael Sc...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:29:00 PST

Dear World Wide Readership

Dear World Wide Readership Best wishes and Happy New Year from all of us at Dunder Mifflin Paper Products and Schrute Farms! (Note the exclamation point! I really mean it!!) Before I speak to y...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST

HOW TO WORK WELL WITH OTHERS

A blog on the internet, By Dwight K. Schrute Sometimes people need to learn to work together and cooperate. This is called sharing. They teach it to kids. We learned it while growing up on Schru...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Beets and Me

"It is difficult to believe how the hardy, crunchy often rough looking exterior of raw beets can be transformed into something wonderfully soft and buttery once they are cooked."-The Internet"Beets ha...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

POWER

"Knowledge is power." - Frances Bacon "Information is power." - Dwight Schrute "Power is power." - Dwight Schrute When I was a little boy (age 11), my Uncle Grit, took me out back to th...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

THE FALL IS HERE AND SO ARE WE

First of all, "fall" is my favorite of the fourseasons (next to summer and spring of course). And here is a little known fact: They call it fallbecause people fall down a great deal over a...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:57:00 PST

LOST BATTLESTAR

Dwight Schrute here with a much belated addition to my blog.Where the F- have you been!?, scream my (literally) hundreds of readers.Well, Ill tell you. There have been some big changes at ...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:25:00 PST

The Answer is

The answers to my questions are as follows: 1. Kurt 2. Goju Ryu 3. Assistant Regional Manager 4. Dwide Shrude 5. Angela Martin That is all Dwight ...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 05:38:00 PST

All you have to do is ask

I'm adding more people to my top friends. So if you would like to see yourself on my top friends (who wouldn't), then send me a message and tell me the following. 1. What is my middle name...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:40:00 PST

MY MORNING, by DWIGHT K SCHRUTE

GOOD MORNING VIET-SCRANTON!!!!!!!!!! This morning I followed my regular routine: Woke up at 4:45 AM. Ate 3 eggs (over hard) with 6 strips of bacon and 10microwave tater tots (Ore-Ida [which, by the wa...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:42:00 PST