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ashley

Well behaved women rarely make history.

About Me

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comi'm a nice/entertaining person..i love 70's and 80's shwag/memorobilia & music..anything considered rock i love.I love to meet new people and just BS around..i love to laugh,smile,go out,do "stuff".i'm a sarcastic, cynical, smartass..mmm yea..ppl tend to think i have a bad attitude...and i don't..its just the way i come off..and ok..i'm very blunt and will tell u everything i'm thinking.if u don't like that then..don't waste ur or my time..o..and go f urself..k bye.. :D..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ashley
Birthday: 10-05-1986
Birthplace: wichita
Current Location: wichita
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: um..black
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: idk..german..and wtf ever my mom is
The Shoes You Wore Today: i have yet to wear shoes
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: being alone....the dark...spiders...
Your Perfect Pizza: peps, mushrooms extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: idk..be half way decided on want i want to do.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL ...or idk
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my pants?..lol..j/k
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes..face...
Your Bedtime: atleast 3 hours before the time i have to be up for work
Your Most Missed Memory: missed memory?...idk
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: mc'ds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton bitches
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: when i drink
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: sometimes...when nobody can hear..or when i'm trying to annoy ppl..
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: only while in route to branson
Do you think you are Attractive: depends on how my days going
Are you a Health Freak: um..no...not really
Do you get along with your Parents: with my mom..and stepdad yes..but the sperm donor can die
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: um..the spoons?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: O..GAWD...lol..no..i mean...yes...all the time
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: um..yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: uh...i dn't think so..
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea..i work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: um..i went with jason..but that might have been in july
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jason?..idk
Ever been Drunk: yes...
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: not right now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: cop
What country would you most like to Visit: anyone..other than the one i'm in
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: haha..don't have one
Favourite Hair Color: same
Short or Long Hair: med. to short
Height: not important...tall guys are hot though
Weight: not important
Best Clothing Style: preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: hahah..who knows
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything/one
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My Interests

you..your mom

I'd like to meet:

anyone..and anybody..__"You MIGHT be her 1st, her last, or her only... she’s NEVER loved before; she MAY NEVER love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you're not either. If she can make you laugh and if she admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to her and give her the most you can. She’s not going to be thinking about you every moment of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows YOU can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad and miss her when she’s not there. Because perfect girls don't exist, but there's always ONE girl that is perfect for you".....(Mother Teresa)

Music:

music..omg..i love music..who doesn't?..i'm a music junkie..but i'm not gonna start listing all the music i like..cause that gets boring..but i do love the smiths...oo morrissey..

Movies:

super troopers...i like it alot garden state..awesome movie

Television:

i don't have much time for tv..cause i'm always at work..but i usually watch anything on comedy central..reno 911 woohoo..

Books:

i love to read..but i usually get disappointed by not enjoying the ending..so this leaves me pissy for a few days while i think about writing the writer a letter to make me a better ending..but then i don't..

Heroes:

i wish i could say something all poetic and nice about somebody here..but i really can't think of anything..i could be like everyone else and say my mom/parent ... martin luther king..i dunno..

My Blog

Check out this video: This is just way too drunk

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Posted by ashley on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

haha..booty call ne one...(this is just a joke) :D

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Posted by ashley on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:22:00 PST

so...ron jeremy tried to take me to 3rd AWESOME.lol.

mm..thats ron...and his penis haha..this pic looks bad..but..we were in a dressing room..cause thats the only way he'd show me the wang..and there was water all over the floor..so i slipped and h...
Posted by ashley on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST

boobies..

gawd..i'm soo happy bout the latest bloodhound gang cd..i abso-fuckinglutely love them..like..i would be their groupie..very well ratty tat tat their name on my breasticle... haha... check out the vid...
Posted by ashley on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:09:00 PST

dying

OMG!!!..i'm f'n dying...my throat is gonna swell up soo much that i'm not gonna be able to breath..then 'll die..just thought i'd let everybody know... also...i'm in love...and his name is john...but...
Posted by ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST