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Gabriel Koerner

Dwight you ignorant slut.

About Me



Hi, I'm Gabe Koerner, I'm 24, married, I like Star Trek, and I was in 2 movies about weird people who like it. TREKKIES! That's me in it when I was 14, before I had to worry about real problems. No, this scene wasn't staged and I was that repulsive.I do visual effects for episodic television, motion pictures, and commercials. This is the crap I do:

I'm working on the Wachowski Bros "Speed Racer" movie now. I had an Emmy nomination for Battlestar Galactica. I've also done Lost, Alias, CSI Miami, Serenity, The Day After Tomorrow, and some other crap I can't remember.

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My Interests



Sex, work, Star Trek, sex with Star Trek characters, excessive marijuana smoking, drawing, digital art, costume making, cooking.

I'd like to meet:

Selma Hayek. Period.

And Vitalic. And everyone in that other one down there.

I'm with fight club. Beating up William Shatner should be a rite of passage of every man. Because if you can kick ass on James Tiberius, you are a serious mother fucker.

And Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, geniuses.

Music:

I'm ADHD, its whatever's on my iPod right now. What's on my iPod right now? Vitalic - OK Cowboy, The Presets "Blow it Up", Arcade Fire "Funeral", 28 Days Black Devil Disco Club, Ralph Myerz and the Jack Herren Band, Junior Jack, Metric, The Greenskeepers - Polo Club, DJ Cedric Gervais, Bear McCreary's Battlestar Galactica soundtracks, The Avalanches, Daft Punk, Basement Jazz, The Brazillian Girls, Paul Oakenfold.

I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

I love the Fifth Element like nobody knows. That's including Chris Tucker. Wrath of Khan! The Empire Strikes Back, 2001 (fuckin awesome high), Sin City, Fight Club, Kill Bill, 300, From Dusk til Dawn, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kinsey, hell, I liked The Hours, umm... Trekkies?

Television:

BATTLESTAR FUCKING GALACTICA! Holy shit. Adult Swim! ATHF! Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman, Boondocks, and yes I'm sorry, I LOVE Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job and Saul of the Molemen. How can you hate on Johnny Tambourine and Chippy? South Park, Family Guy, Rome, The Wire, THE OFFICE! Both versions, and damn did I expect to hate the NBC remake after they put Coupling through the wood chipper...

Books:

Playboy: The Photography of Helmut Newton. That's got beautifully crafted fetish photography by a genius in there. I ain't that good with readin them werds though. I could still be president.

Heroes:

The original ILM gang who really got it going for all of us, my other Heroes are the Burt Ward incarnation of Robin (who started a crooked FX company in LA once believe it or not), the Christian Bale incarnation of Batman, Sin City's Marv (though Dwight's prettier, I wanna be him), Daniel Craig Bond!! Spiderman, and even though she's a villain, a four way with Catwomans Julie Newmar (that cat butt!), Yvonne Craig (also a super hot green girl on classic Trek!), Michelle Pfeiffer (vinyl baby, whip me!), and Halle Barry, as long as they give her a suit that isn't repugnant and stupid. Seriously, nearly nude Halle Barry.. how do you fuck that up?! Well, they did.

My Blog

Woohooo!!! Speed Racer crew gear!!

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Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:26:00 PST

She lives! SHE LIVES! SHE LIVES!!!!!!!!

And high res:http://gabekoerner.com/ent/ent_flyby_005_comp.movAs an artist we are our own worst critics.This one's my baby. This one is the one I am proud to call beautiful....
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:07:00 PST

Reimagined Enterprise further progress

After a long hiatus, I'm back in the groove.Gettin her in shape, the one dated 05/04 has less going on than the others.The ones at the bottom are older but angles I liked.a target="_blank" href="http:...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

Oh us misunderstood Trekkies...

My trip to Sci-Fi Convention! Add to My Profile |   More VideosY'know, I could say it... yammer about how misunderstood we are, how they find the few crazies and make the lot of us lo...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

A Day...

Ever wonder what the nail bitingly exciting life of a Hollywood computer generated motion picture and television visual effects artist is like? Well, I'll tell ya!Hi, I'm Gabe, and I'm gonna take you ...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST

CNN.com: Virginia Tech's 'Star Trek' Prof Pushed Students to Succeed

This particular man was known as the Trek man on campus... I've known teachers like this, never from having had a positive classroom experience with them but by meeting them through fandom circles. I ...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:55:00 PST

I might never rave again...

So given that this year is my quarter-life crisis, I decided to join up with my german friend from Digital Domain Sven Dreesbach to go to a big thing at the Shrine, where we attended the Emmys, for an...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

The Brain Taboo

Y'know, I noticed something. When I am waiting in the lobby of my shrink's office, the exiting last patient and I kind of don't make eye contact, as though we are ashamed to look another human being i...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

2007?!

Christ, Y2K was closer to a decade ago than not...The damn Captain Picard Show is *20 years old* this year... and its been off the air almost twice as long as it was on! And I don't care to watch that...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:38:00 PST

Evangelicals in Kenya?

Well, Ghandi admired our Christ but not our christians...http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/06/keny a.fossildebate.ap/index.htmlI'd heard for years that evangelical christianity was budding in Afr...
Posted by Gabriel Koerner on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST