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Diego420â„¢

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About Me

28 yr. old guy who likes greens, playing poker, travelling, hitting up bars, living the expat life, watch movies, and make others laugh at me..........I am always up for good times-whatever they may be
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Diego
Birthday: 26 Dec, 1978
Birthplace: Bethesda MD, USA
Current Location: Buenos Aires, ARG
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft 180lbs
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: argentinean and mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: my green new balances
Your Weakness: empathy
Your Fears: actually having to give a shit
Your Perfect Pizza: extra cheese, chicken and garlic from Ledo's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finally returning those DVD's to Blockbuster
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: any online turn of phrase makes me ill
Thoughts First Waking Up: where is my nug at
Your Best Physical Feature: those bedroom eyes of mine
Your Bedtime: none
Your Most Missed Memory: epcot center at 5 years old, it smelled funny
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
McDonalds or Burger King: Five Guys, best shit this side of In and Out Burger
Single or Group Dates: single

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eww
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirled
Cappuccino or Coffee: eww
Do you Smoke: name it
Do you Swear: bilingually
Do you Sing: everyday
Do you Shower Daily: in the mornings
Have you Been in Love: twice
Do you want to go to College: err tried that, trade school was easier
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you believe in yourself: kinda sorta
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: occasionally
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: cowering under my bed, yes
Do you play an Instrument: lots, but only some very well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: dumb question
In the past month have you Smoked: dumb question
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i used to do drugs...i still do, but i used to too
In the past month have you gone on a Date: err, no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hmm....no
Ever been Drunk: dumb question
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: pack of smokes from above
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: am grown, don't know...fucking niches
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gray
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: stylish
Height: tall
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: tres chic, i dunno
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't have enough appendages to count on...all the good ones?
Number of CDs I own: used to have 300, down to 40 (sold em when broke)
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: two homemade need to coverup
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not a damn thing
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My Interests

radio, tons of movies, all thingz music, poker, stand up comedy, reading, the tube (waterpipes n TV), sweating hotties (but not bold enough to risk life and limb), wishing I were bolder, Argentinean ladiez, Argentinean beef, the current state of the Argentinean peso, the price of street drugs in Argentina, bad ass drum and bass parties that last until 10am

I'd like to meet:

a sweet chica who can hang, David Gilmour, John Frusciante, Shannyn Sossamon, Keira Knightley, Gomez, Uma Thurman, Jason Lee, Steve Carell, Jon Lovitz, Ad-Rock, Kevin Smith, Christopher Guest, Todd McFarlane, Hugh Laurie, Les Claypool, Flea, Natalie Portman

--I have met: George Carlin, Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of RUSH, Mickey Hart of Grateful Dead, Tommy Shaw and STYX, Little Feat, Jimi Jameson of rock gods SURVIVOR--fuck yeah, Dieselboy, BT, Boots and The Getaway People, Peter Hook of New Order, Fred and Cowboy Mouth, Robert Smith of The Cure, Chubby Checker, Keoki, Cappadonna, Ted Koppel, Dan Quayle

The people in my friends list are either people I know and love, or those I respect. Never both.

Music:

Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, Gomez, Bob Marley, Sublime, Tony Bennett, Ween, Phish and Trey, Primus, Oysterhead, System of a Down, John Frusciante, Chili Peppers, Allman Bros, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Daft Punk, Rage, Zach de la Rocha, The Getaway People, For musical scores in movies/TV: Michael Kamen, Walter Murphy, Danny Elfman, Howard Shore, and Lalo Schifrin.... Queens of a Stone Age, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, Rusted Root, any dark drum and bass (Evol Intent, EWUN, Tech Itch, Social Security, Dieselboy, Bad Company )EIB(, Dara, Ink and Loxy, Planet of the Drumz), Jamiroquai, Common, Mr. Lif, Aesop Rock, Cannibal Ox, Vast Aire, The Streets, Matisyahu, old Busta Rhymes, Nas, Kanye, Curtis Mayfield, Chicago, Styx, Weezer, Black Sheep, Cut Chemist, DJ Babu, Qbert, Atmosphere, Braille, Z-Trip, LudaChrist, Girl Talk, DJ Shadow, Jurassic 5, Ugly Duckling, Pharcyde, Bonnaroo Music Festival, and anything with a cool ass beat

Movies:

The Goonies, Princess Bride, Labrynth, Stand By Me, Very Bad Things, Vulgar, all Kevin Smith flicks (even Jersey Girl), Nueve Reinas, Motorcycle Diaries, when did Uma Thurman get so friggin hot? Munich, Syriana, Marisa Tomei, State and Main, Crash, Adaptation, Angie Harmon is lovely, Confidence, Edward Burns, Albert Brooks: especially Defending Your Life, Tarantino, Scorcese, Coppolla, Christopher Walken, De Niro, Pacino, "Ducky" from Pretty in Pink, Happy Madison productions, Nick Swardson, Martin and Orloff, Flirting With Disaster, Wes Anderson flix, Anchorman, Will Ferrell, Donal Logue, Born In East LA, Running With Scissors, Alec Baldwin makes me laugh, Rip Torn is the best character actor ever, John C. Reilly, William Fichtner, Charles Grodin, Hurly Burly, Garry Shandling, Willem Dafoe, Gina Gershon can have me at her beck and call Waiting For Guffman/Best In Show/The Mighty Wind/For Your Consideration, The Prestige, What Women Want, Where The Day Takes You, Garden State, Charlie Kaufman, Spike Jonze, Darren Aronofsky, films of Mauro Canggianelli, Pedro Almodovar, Tony Scott, Se7en, Judd Apatow, Man on the Moon, Marty Feldman, Elias Koteas has DeNiro potential given the right roles (Fallen), Greedy, The Truman Show, Eulogy, Zodiac, Teen Witch, www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Television:

ER, Padre De Familia (Family Guy in spanish...you'd think the jokes wouldn't translate, yet they somehow do), Adult Swim, City Hunters, Hotel Babylon, My Name Is Earl, The Office (Gervais' and Carell's), Scrubs, Studio 60, SNL, 30 Rock, Robert Smigel, Daily Show, Abraham Benrubi, Freaks and Geeks, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Sacha Baron Cohen, Judd Apatow, House, Jeeves and Wooster, Hugh Laurie, Criminal Minds, Comedians of Comedy, Colbert Report, all the Law and Orders, Justice, The Class, A Man's Work, Sin Cities, Spin City, Two and a Half Men, Adventures of Old Christine, Bones, Criminal Minds, NCIS, any show with "weird" tech guys that save the day

Books:

Dean Koontz, Elmore Leonard, Irving Welsh, Tom Wolfe (Electric Kool Aid Acid Test), Chuck Palahniuk, Chasing Che, Hunter S Thompson, John Le Carre, Stephen Fry, fuck me if Da Vinci Code/Angels and Demons weren't really good, and the entire Babysitter's Club series

Heroes:

J.C. and the Golgothan crew....(big ups)and Baby Jessica, wherever she may be...you were in my heart in '86, and you still are today all meth'd out in that double-wide

My Blog

Amsterdam

I feel like a 10 year old at Six Flags for the first time. "I wanna go on that one. And that one. OOOOOOH, that one!" I got here yesterday at noon my time, it is now quarter of nine the following day,...
Posted by Diego420" on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:27:00 PST

Your 1st initial survey

What is your name? Diego4 letter word: DankVehicle: DaewooCity: DenverBoy Name: DarrenGirl Name: DianaAlcoholic drink: Dewar'sOccupation: Drug DealerSomething you wear: Dirty underwearCelebrity: David...
Posted by Diego420" on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:50:00 PST

i have gone and done it again

[One] Who was your last text from?some chick looking for pot[Two] Where was your default picture taken?on the set of SNL[Three] What's your middle name?Duran[Four] Your current relationship status?Sin...
Posted by Diego420" on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

ology

MOUTHOLOGYWhat is your salad dressing of choice? fuck saladsWhat is your favorite fast food restaurant? five guysWhat is your favorite sit-down res...
Posted by Diego420" on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:02:00 PST

why?

100. WHAT'S YOUR PROFILE SONG & WHY?Raiden Medusa by Anger Management-It kicks ass99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?Yes98. MIDDLE NAME?Duran97. DO YOU HAVE...
Posted by Diego420" on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:05:00 PST

for fuck’s sake, why do I keep doing these?

1) Are you an Aunt/Uncle?Yes. And my nephews are older than me. Long Story.2) Can you do a cartwheel?too scurd to try3) What was the last movie you...
Posted by Diego420" on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:57:00 PST

another one

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?Carrot Top, Bill O'Reilly, Star Jones How do you flush the toilet in public?my footDo you ...
Posted by Diego420" on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:46:00 PST

why do I enjoy surveys so fucking much...they are pointless nostalgia

1. Who was your first prom date? Lindsey 2. Who was your first roommate? Black Earl 3. What was your first alcoholic drink? Old Smuggler's 4. What was your first job? I Can't Believe it's Yogurt ...
Posted by Diego420" on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:10:00 PST

lotsa blogs

Yeah, I finally got around to posting up my blogs that I had done for my old job. They are all 3-8 months old, but still just as news-worthy. Really I just wanna prove to the world I can do HTML, a li...
Posted by Diego420" on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

Philly Cheesesteaks....

Are the first thing that comes to my mind when thinking of Philadelphia, PA. Sure, for most, it would be the Liberty Bell, the Rocky Steps, or perhaps the Tom Hanks movie of the same name, but not me...
Posted by Diego420" on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST