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Tellon

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About Me

I hail from Ambrose-Proxy Nebula, the planet Lorg.Long has it been my dream to assimilate into the cultural and moral landscape of this great Midwestern Earth State, which you label Nebraska. You see, ever since I was a young, gelatinous blob slithering back and form in my play arena, I dreamed of traveling to distant galaxies.No, it is not what you're thinking, esteemed Earth Person. I did not want to conquer these galaxies and the planets that dwelt within them (a theory that seems to have great popularity with your comically inept science fiction writers) but instead, I wanted get to know these alien worlds, to take them into the many folds of my heart and learn their strange and unique ways.Currently a documentary is being filmed regarding my dusty attempts at absorbing Nebraskan lifestyle titled THE HARDWORKING MAN FROM NEBRASKA and is co-produced by Todd, Dave, and Troy, whom you may or may not deem acceptable to notice below as my friends. This glorious film, to be sold in "DVD" format sometime next summer, has a recently updated webular site also: http://www.twvs.com/hardworking

My Interests

Hard work, farmer's tan, sweat on my brow.

I'd like to meet:

Earthlings. All of you. I want to hold each one of you in my tentacles, stare deep into your earthling eyes, and understand your mysterious souls. Then we will have a beer, and sit on the porch swing!

Music:

Frap!

Movies:

A documentary about my life on your planet shall be released in the summer of 2008! It shall be titled THE HARDWORKING MAN FROM NEBRASKA. Fantastic!!!

Heroes:

Davey Jones Cthulhu Grimace

My Blog

Make friends with The Suicide Collectors!!!

Greetings!  Tellon the Curious here, letting you know that my good friend (and creator/guy inside the suit) David Oppegaard has created a myspace profile for his debut novel, THE SUICIDE COLLECTO...
Posted by Tellon on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

Tellon Visits New York City!

Oh sweet Lorg!  I have returned from New York City, in the Great State of New York in the Land of the United States of America!  What can I say about it?The building were quite tall!!! ...
Posted by Tellon on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:30:00 PST

Happy Upcoming Celebrations!

Ah!!!  So it is that time again when the orbiting earth is bathed in wintery darkness and the chill creeps in above your pillow, giving you the brrrrs!  And there is much repetitive music be...
Posted by Tellon on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:20:00 PST

Oh Lorg!

Sorry for elongated gap in conversance, but alas we have been exceedingly busy here on the farm!  Henry, Patty, and I work day and night, trying to keep up with supreme demands of reaping the see...
Posted by Tellon on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:20:00 PST

Music to my noise receptacles

Recently some kind Tom's myspace friends of mine created an orfice tingling tune inspired by yours truly and the Nebraskan landscape. They even performed it in Saint Paul, MN, but sadly ...
Posted by Tellon on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:15:00 PST

My director is Getting Married

Hello dear friends!!!  Do you know what today is?  Today is the day my director, Todd, and this website's main manager, Missy, get married!  Holy sweet cheese, indeed!  Please join...
Posted by Tellon on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

My Film Producers Are On the Run from The Man!

Greetings!  Many have asked why my film "The Hardworking Man from Nebraska" has been hesitant in coming out.  Today, I discovered this note and a lovely good-bye-we're-on-the-lam sandwhich f...
Posted by Tellon on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

Springtime for Tellon!

 Greetings, attractive friends and readers!  Have you noticed that spring is about to unfurl itself upon the fertile bosom of the Midwest?  You can feel it in the slipperyness of your t...
Posted by Tellon on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

Valentine's Day

Patty just informed me about what tomorrow holds, the pious celebration of St. Valentine.  How superb to have a holiday in honor of love!  When bits of paper are exchanged in the currency of...
Posted by Tellon on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

Cold, But Not So Cold

Alas, it is not always facile to keep a cheer countenance in the middle of an Earth winter.  Chilly winds blow across the snowy Nebraska terrain (did you know that?) and my warm and fuzzy homewor...
Posted by Tellon on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST