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TRANSYLVANIA TELEVISION

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About Me

We are the creators and producers of a television sitcom starring a cast of puppets. Not a kiddie show. Its for grown-ups. Like Crank Yankers and Greg The Bunny. No ABCs. No counting lessons. Its sophisticated humor for savvy college types. And lets be perfectly honest... if you are in charge of the pen that signs production deal contracts, I want to talk to you. Hell, I want to lick your boots if that's what it takes to get you to hand me a check for just under 1 million dollars to send me and my crew into production on our show.WWW.TRANSYLVANIA-TV.COM

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a rich widow that I could romance for her millions and then bump off for the additional insurance money. Cha... as if.I'd like to meet ANY television mogul that doesn't think "puppets are a hard sell at the network" and just get on the freaking bandwagon. You know what? I meet puppet fans all across the country who greet me with phrases like "Why didn't I know about this?" and "Puppets are SO cool!" and "Man, I MISS the Muppets!" So puppets may be a hard sell to the networks, but its a freaking SLAM DUNK with all the people out there who are sick and tired of reality Tv and game shows.WWW.TRANSYLVANIA-TV.COM

My Blog

Joke

So this woman with a duck under her arm walks into the bedroom where her husband is lying naked on the bed."This is the pig I've been cheating on you with" she says."That's not a pig," says the husban...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:47:00 GMT

Best friggin' quote of the day

Just got this quote in from a former co-worker:"Jesus isn't as good at maintaining international relations as he is at winning Superbowls. That's just fact."Thank you, Josh, for your singular perspect...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 13:52:00 GMT

I make enemies

Boy.. .I love making internet enemies. Especially when they prove themselves to be selfish, greedy, ignorant fuck-heads. Those are the best kind.I am a member of several on-line communities. One of...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:29:00 GMT

Note to self:

Conservative, religious, zealots don't find it funny when you joke about their deeply held beliefs.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 00:35:00 GMT

A word or three about Jerry Juhl

Jerry Juhl was the man responsible for putting words in the mouths of some of the most famous socks on the planet. He was the head writer for the Muppets.He wrote The Muppet Movie. He wrote most of Th...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 14:36:00 GMT