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Skorch

If I don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.

About Me

I got nuthin. still. all depth and no surface.

in the spaghetti-western that is life, I wear a white hat.

My Interests

hip hop, unexplored territory, seeing new colors, frammin at the jim-jam, rosebud. the last exciting thing i did. finding the femur. mayans. art in unusual forms. cleverness. art in nature. things that are lost. eschatology. saving the world. quantum autobody. aural sex. making leather jackets from people. fighting with sticks. boodlegirls. formula one. jamaican lager. irish stout. ancient temples. masks. bricks. diving from things. the photon belt. my effect. buried stuff. people. zombie flickin. hooliganism, mischief and tomfoolery. world peace. bbq.

I'd like to meet:

somebody else with some real superpowers. god. actually no, scratch that. I'd probably get a stern look. jello. jourgenson. huxley. orwell. cs lewis. yes I know the last three are dead. vonnegut. jack palance (also dead). christopher walken. matt groenig. bradley noel (dead, damnit). gary larson. masaaki hatsumi. my grandparents (r.i.p.). saint-germain (you'd think...but is he?). my id. fidel castro. regulus mundi. whoever was playing those bagpipes I heard all summer. me.

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Music:

really I like everything with the heart and the head applied, and little without.everyone and everything involved with RHYMESAYERS ENTERTAINMENT in any selfless or mutually beneficial way, ever, gets my props. but sean daley gets the first slice. big ups to jordon too. and brett johnson (of KINGFIELD and ATMOSPHERE) is the man. peace to ant, brother ali, aesop rock, jaybird, 'print, cres, p.o.s., rjd2, dj signify, dibbs (you card), vakill and the molemen, sage francis, unknown prophets, mac lethal, murs and the living legends, mf doom, alias, grouch, eli, psc, kill the vultures, power struggle, heiruspecs, buck 65, el-p, cheap cologne, vast aire, the weathermen, i self, dose one, deep puddle dynamics, musab, and everybody I forgot who belongs in that list. like the bus driver on the pour me another tour. and DOOMTREE DOOMTREE DOOMTREE DOOMTREE doom THE FUCK tree.also johnny cash, nash the slash, pink floyd in all forms, manu chao, social distortion, dead can dance, dead kennedys, skinny puppy, bob marley, dayglo abortions, massive attack, ehren starks, sicksince*, transplants, tom waits, ministry, revolting cocks, marty robbins, nick cave, christopher lawrence, pimp daddy welfare, broken nose, low budget affiliates, lard, dirty three, cunninlynguists, everybody at def jux and anticon, dan the automator, slayer, hot karl, mike relm, verbtones, the police .... mmm... donuts.

Movies:

gummo. in fact I think they should make kids watch it in school. requiem for a dream, the machinist, weekend at bernie's, el mariachi, black mask, raiders of the lost ark, remo williams, buckaroo banzai, harrison bergeron, the eiger sanction, the soldier, liquid sky, clerks etc, aliens, the power of one, ____ of the dead, donnie darko, true romance, love and a .45, vampire hunter d, ninja scrolls, in the name of the father, once were warriors, warriors, the usual suspects...

Television:

I like my tv broken, but then I can't kill hours of zombies with my playstation, so sometimes it has the "news" on it too, or whatever dvd I just liberated from the second hand store. weeds, I guess, if they ever do another season. nhl playoffs as long as there's a canadian team in it eh.

Books:

1984, brave new world, the black company, necroscope, cat's cradle, smile on the void, focault's pendulum, game of thrones, readers digest reverse dictionary, oxford english (forward) dictionary. red shift. ivanhoe. chilton manuals. dreadstar&co. and pretty much anything jim starlin ever wrote. old don pendleton. max brand. douglas adams. no logo. the order of things, ender's game, h.h. munroe (saki), octavia butler (RIP), stan lee, clive barker,umberto eco, orwell orwell orwell, c.s. lewis, h.g. wells, robert a. heinlein, david gemmell, george r.r. martin, robert anton wilson, hunter s. thompson, huxley, h.p. lovecraft, and apparently any author who uses double initials in their nom de plume.

Heroes:

al jourgenson, jello biafra, slug, robert anton wilson, christy freelove, bacon (the food not the dude), harry horse, my sister, master shake. and of course

My Blog

French Toast

I've been eating French Toast since I was a small child.  You'll notice, I capitalize "toast" because that's proper.  You'll notice, I don't call it Freedom Toast, because that's just fuckin...
Posted by Skorch on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:49:00 PST