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YiddishHamburgla

Narrator: Suddenly there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be

About Me

La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference.

aim = YiddishHamburgla. im me if you are so inclined. chances are i will respond.

My Interests

music first and foremost. though i am not musically inclined, music plays a huge role in my life. going to concerts, playing pool, hanging out with friends, i don't know just ask or something.
you know....bitches

I'd like to meet:

I love camping, nascar, and laughter. I’m looking for a single, white, Christian female, not too strict, but somebody who is a little bit into kink. Oh, P.S, no fatties.

Music:



Please enjoy the monster of an mp3 play list I have created. I made it for you with love in my heart. 1. “Time Will Break the World” by Silver Jews
2. “Make out Music” by 12 Rods
3. “I Wish You Were a Girl” by 12 Rods
4. “In the Mouth a Desert” by Pavement
5. “April and the Phantom” by Animal Collective
6. Did I Step on Your Trumpet” by Danielson
7. “Shut Up I am Dreaming of Places Where Lovers Have Wings” by Sunset Rubdown
8. “You Are a Runner and I am My Father’s Son” by Wolf Parade
9. “AM 180” by Grandaddy
10. “Bachelorette” by Bjork
11. “Jesse” by Scott Walker
12. “Crayon” by Manitoba
13. “Rebellion (Lies)” by Arcade Fire
14. “Ten Thousand to Carlisle Came” by the Pinetop Seven
15. “Cause=Time” by Broken Social Scene
16. “New Pollution” by Beck
17. “I Felt Your Shape” by the Microphones
18. “Maybe You Can Owe Me” by Architecture in Helsinki
19. “My Valuable Hunting Knife” by Guided By Voices
20. “Recluse” by Cursive
21. “Festival” by Dungen
22. “Papa was a Rodeo” by the Magnetic Fields
23. “Opus 40” by Mercury Rev
24. “Autumn Sweater” by Yo La Tengo
25. “Mad World” by Gary Jules
26. “Worked Up So Sexual” by the Faint
27. “John Wayne Gacy Jr.” by Sufjan Steven
28. “Frontier Psychiatrist” by the Avalanches
29. “Idioteque” by Radiohead
30. “Hey” by the Pixies
31. “Yoshimi Battles Pink Robots” by Flaming Lips
32. “Narc” by Interpol
33. “Sovay” by Andrew Bird
34. “Nights of the Living Dead” by Tilly and the Wall
35. “Panther Dash” by the Go Team
36. “Cattle and Creeping Things” by the Hold Steady
37. “Car” by Built to Spill
38. “Jesus Etc” by Wilco
39. “My Russia” by Woven Hand
40. “Single Again” by the Fiery Furnaces
41. “Holland 1945” by Neutral Milk Hotel
42. “Another Morning Stoner” by And You Will Know us by the Trail of the Dead
43. “E is Stable” by Menomena
44. “Silent Sigh” by Badly Drawn Boy
45. “I Love the Valley Oh” by Xiu Xiu
46. “Bleary Eyed Duty” by Woven Hand
47. “My Dog Was Lost” by Fiery Furnaces
48. “Sadie” by Joanna Newsom
49. “I See a Darkness” by Bonnie Prince Billy
50. “Heart” by Stars
51. “Padraic my Prince” by Bright Eyes
52. “Y Control” by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
53. “Little Birds” by Neutral Milk Hotel
54. “Time Destroys its Plan at the Reactionary Table” by Frog Eyes
55. “Caring is Creepy” by the Shins
56. “Room Games and Diamond Rain” by the Silver Jews
57. “Get Me Away From Here I’m Dying” by Belle and Sebastian
58. “On the Last Ride in” by Pinetop Seven
59. “Cinder and Smoke” by Iron and Wine
60. “Swallow Song” by Vashti Bunyan
61. “Wake Up” by Les Savy Fav
62. “Druganaut” by Black Mountain
63. “Les Os” by the Unicorns
64. “Arkless” by the Wilderness
65. “All My Little Words” by the Magnetic Fields
66. “Here I Dreamt I was an Architect” by the Decemberists
67. “Rocky Dennis' Farewell Song” by Jens Lekman
68. “I Was a Lover” by TV on the Radio
69. “The Dream of Evan and Chan” by Dntel
70. “Green Grass of Tunnel” by Mum
71. “He War” by Cat Power
72. “They are Night Zombies” by Sufjan Stevens
73. “The Lovecats” by the Cure
74. “Rabbit in Your Headlights” by UNKLE
75. Thundercats Theme
76. “100%” by Sonic Youth
77. “Dead Flag Blues” by Godspeed You Black Emperor!
78. “Rough Gem by the Islands
79. “All is Full of Love” by Bjork
80. “Just a Friend” by Biz Markie

Movies:

Stanley Kubrick is a brilliant man. Every thing he touches turns to gold. I do not count Eyes Wide Shut and AI as Kubrick’s work. If he were living, they never would have seen the light of day. My ten favorite movies in alphabetical order are A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Godfather, Godfather II, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Schindler’s List, Silence of the Lambs, and Star Wars the Empire Strikes Back. The greatest of these is Dr. Strangelove. For those of you who would put Scarface as your favorite movie of all time: go fuck yourself. That movie isn’t even Brian De Palma’s best work. Put on your hip hop cd and shut the fuck up. Lately I mainly watch documentaries, foreign films, and artsy snobby independent films that would not be of interest to you.

Television:

law and order, er, mr.show, space ghost coast to coast, seinfeld, family guy, futurama, the aquateen hunger force, 24, mst3k i watch a lot of sports on tv, namely basketball, football, boxing, poker, and baseball.

Books:

i don't read much as a rule of thumb. i mainly read beat poetry like allen ginsberg. beyond that i read a lot of my old favorite comic strips such as calvin and hobbes, far side, and the all time greatest comic strip....bloom county.

Heroes:

There are heroes in the seaweed
There are children in the morning
They are leaning out for love
And they will lean that way forever

My Blog

The shipping sink. This sink is shipping!

The perks of working at Books-A-Million1. Exciting competitive work environment.Becky just unveiled a fun and zany new policy by which are hours are now gauged. Store hours allotted to employees are...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:45:00 PST

glowstick

"Thirteen" by Big StarRock and Roll is here to stay. Come inside well its okay. And I'll shake you.I went ahead and set my mood to breezy. i have no idea what it means mood wi...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:27:00 PST

you can make your own blog title/subject. i did the hard part.

"Time Will" by Hercules and Love Affair "Blind" by Hercules and Love AffairBlind is a repost but a very deserving one. It was the FW 08 opening song for Chanel and Versace. Hope t...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:00:00 PST

an update for you my caring readers

i found my copy of young sluts 6 smashed in the trash when i came home tonight.  must have left it in the vcr again.  i'm too forgetful for my own good.
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

It would take cattle slaughtering to get the mental images from that out of my mind.

"Girls On Film" by Duran DuranPorn post number 3, for there are quotas to meet. My parents just got back from a two week vacation in fabulous Florida. A half hour or so ago my lovely mothe...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:54:00 PST

spreads siberia

Should have gone with porn addicts instead of kids. Eat your heart out CosbyLet's hear it for the porn forums. Biting social commentary.seximgoyodo penisss open vajina i will not let a black guy scr...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

eh

this suicide shit is getting fucking old. real fucking old. i must be cursed.
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:25:00 PST

Theres nothing you cant do with Mighty Putty. Thanks Billy Mays for the revelation

I lied. There shall be music. A music video no less "Like A Prayer" by Madonna. Slightly grainy in parts. It was 1989. What do you expect? Hope this awesome video makes up for the blog ...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Wed, 28 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

final pitchfork lineup

Friday, July 18:Pitchfork Music Festival and All Tomorrow's Parties present "Don't Look Back" Public Enemy performing It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back* Sebadoh * performing Bubble and Scr...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:13:00 PST

juicy

"Blind" by Hercules And Love AffairI survived April. Smooth sailing until November rolls around. I'm in an old school hip hop mood tonight for some reason. Good thing I have the external ...
Posted by YiddishHamburgla on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:36:00 PST