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Don't get excited... it's just me.

Nothing comes after thrice.

About Me

I don't cry at movies, but commercials will make me sob uncontrollably.

I'm crafty.

I'm dyslexic.

I get horrendously car sick on curvy roads.

I'm a fantastic singer when no one is around.

I have the world's creepiest laugh.

I've never in my life had a funnel cake.

Sometimes I feel like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, but with Joan Crawford eyebrows.

My Interests

Coffee and a multitude of other things that you'd probably wrinkle your nose at.

I'd like to meet:

... don't put me on the spot like this.

Music:

To put it simply, I'm allergic to 99.9% of country. Being "indie" does not make it good, people knowing about it does not make it bad, and not knowing the language shouldn't stop you from liking it.

Movies:

Kubrick is a genius.

Television:

No.

Books:

Sustenance.

Heroes:

Is "heroes" politically correct? 592010..

My Blog

... and the verdict is...

Twenty-seven dollars.
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Team Amazing.

I am one of two parts.It's true.900 an hour.Don't worry about it.I'm feeling very industrious today. Don't worry, I haven't done anything yet and the outlook of me doing anything at all isn't really ...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Wed, 23 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

... Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade

So... bad mood has passed. I didn't wake up with it. Goody.Despite doing my best tornado impression all night and waking up at the crack of five, I feel fabulous.Apparently, Amanda is going to drop ...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Sun, 20 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

Yes, yes I am.

Remember when I used to tell you guys about my absolutely terrible, almost demonic and usually unwarranted bad moods? Guess what?! I'm in one right now.I should be happy.My mother is being civil.My ...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

Fire at will.

What the hell kind of fat-ass has dreams about potato chips?This kind.
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:49:00 PST

No... it's because of the head trauma.

Yesterday kicked ass. I met Amanda's family.Eew. You should have seen what I just did. I'll show you.1. ... Amanda's faminly2. ... Amanda's familkyI almost ralphed. Anyway, back to what I was sa...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Mm.

Match.com ads scare the ever-loving shit out of me. Ever-loving. Shh.For the love of God, tell me that no child lives in that house. Ooh, now I know where all his money is. Sucker.Hey... she might...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

Whattehfug.

Amanda is leaving for the weekend. I'm sitting in this house for two days with four strangers and a clingy little dog. It's going to be fun.My new favorite number is three.Ugh.So tired.No sleeping.M...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

I was a baby at one point in my life, but I was never a puppy.

Makes sense, yes?I wish I could speak Czech. It sounds fun. I can say a phrase in Croatian, but that doesn't count at all.Eew... the security guard is shooting ink out of his tear ducts. It's grossi...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Wed, 02 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Baba Ganouj: Why We Live.

Seriously.Royce and I decided to go to a hooka place today. Our waiter [edited] me on the table is the only thing that could have possibly made it better.I think I've finally reached The Point. For t...
Posted by Don't get excited... it's just me. on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST