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lite brite

cigarettes make me smoke

About Me

Things I like in no particular order: hedgehogs, inventory stickers (don't ask)
I am worth $2,064,970.00 on HumanForSale.com
I am smarter than 89.10% of the rest of the world. Think you can beat me?
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Which Latter-Day Glendinningite are you?
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Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 85% Iron Man 65% Green Lantern 50% Spider-Man 45% Batman 40% The Flash 35% Supergirl 32% Robin 30% Wonder Woman 22% Catwoman 20% Superman 15% You are a wanderer with
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My Interests

capital

I'd like to meet:

The people who make hedgehogs and inventory stickers

Music:

tooooooooooassssssssssttttt

Movies:

anything except vanity fair---the only movie i haven't watched the whole way through. It was terrible! And NOTHING with dolls in it. Like ventriloquist dummies and Madame Alexander shit. I'm down with Barbie, but I'm freaked out by those other things.

Television:

Good Eats, Family Guy, Futurama, Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Surviorman......etc.

Books:

All seven of the chronicles of Narnia, The Golden Compass series, The Redwall series, Roald Dahl books, Harry Potter series, The Girl of the Sea of Cortez, Animal Farm, Carl Hiaasen books, Shel Silverstein books, Lord of the Flies, Ella Enchanted, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Heroes:

Trekkie monster

My Blog

Ninja, I made this for you.......durr wat?

so there was this monkey doing his laundry at the laundromat in downtown Raccoon City. He didn't like bananas so he was eating prickly pears and pineapples. When his laundry was finished, he got som...
Posted by lite brite on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST

Its 97 in Phoenix and I am...here.

hello few children that missed me. I missed you. Until I landed at Logan and realised its FUCKING COLD here!!! DO NOT WANT! At least I am not stuck in car with parents nonstop. I miss ordering the...
Posted by lite brite on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

cinco de mayo

I'm writing this on the bathroom floor. You may think that's because I can't leave it because I'm an alcoholic who drunk herself to the floor. If that were true, how would you explain my almost-perf...
Posted by lite brite on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:39:00 PST

...like lava spewing forth from Mauna Loa, I bring you new

Thoughts of SabotageYou're all tugging atmy bracelet, thinking;"is this something I can take off?That I can remove?To expose more of that delicious skinto my wandering hands?"You know this isn't your ...
Posted by lite brite on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:31:00 PST

another one for ya

QUITTINGYou're helping me quitquit these things I hatequit these things that are eating at mefor things I want.I want to be cleanin two sensesquit him and follow mequit this and start newNot wanting t...
Posted by lite brite on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:33:00 PST

I just cranked this out in ten minutes

More of the Same"he's coming back," said she"you better run," said she."you better run," said he."But I'm not sure I want to," I said.A minute ago, I would have given my right footto fall asleep next ...
Posted by lite brite on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:55:00 PST

new shit

   hope you’re bored....  It’s quite a bit.  This a collection of stuff from the past, I don’t know, two years?  I’ve gleaned most of the crazy stuff o...
Posted by lite brite on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:39:00 PST

Things I hate

Things I hate all the time: DramaNot being snuggyDrinking mon waterGhetto trash trying to get free shitPeople who say I'm a bad waitressDayshiftMilton RobinsonBeing cold Things I hate some of the time...
Posted by lite brite on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:04:00 PST

None

......or have we grown too far apart?................
Posted by lite brite on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:34:00 PST

Connotation and such (answers)

  Question can be found here Title- anyone lived in a pretty how town Anyone was a little bit crazy. Paraphrase- Okay, so this was a little difficult. Looks like anyone and noone are in love, bu...
Posted by lite brite on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:01:00 PST