Joachim - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Sworn to serve under the great leader Khan Noonien Singh, hundreds of years ago, there has been little room for personal development. So I gotta say there's not much about me, but ladies I'm proficient in running Starships, except if the controls have been jammed remotely ... still haven't found that override button! Oh! I have a pet Ceti eel, I captured it after it killed some guy gunnin for my position, as if there were a better man to be at Khan's right hand!

My Interests

Conquering lands, planets, women.
Surfing
Pottery
Mechanics
Stardust!!
My 1977 Cobra Mustang

I'd like to meet:

I've already met her

Music:

Heavy metal like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest.
Dick Dale and his Del-Tones
The Ventures
Blue Oyster Cult

Movies:

I um, haven't seen one for centuries ... I was asleep for 200 years so maybe someone could catch me up on what's hip now

Television:

There ain't one here on Ceti Alpha V, maybe someone could hook us up. Although there probably isn't anything good on and I hear most people use their cell phones or watch YOUTUBE

Books:

I've read every book there is on this planet, a couple of them more than once. I suppose my favorite was "Old Yeller" man that was sad.

Heroes:

Myself!! WHOOOO HOOO I rock! Actually my boss Khan is killer, I wish I was engineered like him. Boom!