I'm the other Captain Kirk, Kirk's badass alter ego. Without me, Captain Kirk is an indecisive wimp. On the other hand, without him, I would just be a raging alcoholic. I have always been a part of James T. Kirk except for that one time a transporter accident separated us so I could raise hell, get drunk and attempt to sexually assault Yeoman Rand. Those long dramatic pauses? That's me trying to take over. That makeout session with Ohura? Again, me!
Kirk's adventures and tactics are legendary in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants and continue to be cited well into the 24th century. He had a relaxed and confident style of command, but didn't suffer fools gladly. As Captain Benjamin Sisko said later about him, he had "quite the reputation as a ladies' man". His record with Starfleet's Department of Temporal Investigations was unrivaled, with seventeen infractions. I made Kirk order the Enterprise into multiple blatant violations of the Prime Directive.
Federation schmederation. I make my own goddamn rules
Tribbles go great with Barbecue sauce
Captain Kirk may be dead but I still live .. all, there's a little bit of Evil Kirk in all of us
Evil Kirk out
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