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About Me

Cpt. James T. Kirk
Hi,
I'm Captain James T.Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. I was born in the eastern Iowa community of Riverside. I later moved to Tarsus IV, where I was one of only nine to survive the massacre of 4,000 colonists by utilitarian extremeist Kodos the Executioner.
I was the first person to defeat the Kobayashi Maru at Starfleet Academy. I began as a cadet and was granted a field commission as an Ensign and posted to advanced training aboard the USS Republic. I was later promoted to Lieutenant Junior Grade three years later and subsequently returned to Starfleet Academy as a student instructor. I was always studying, "You either think... or you sink!"
Upon graduation I was promoted to a full Lieutenant and served aboard the USS Farragut, NCC-1647. I gained a lot of experience at this time and survived a deadly attack by a gas cloud alien. I encountered the cloud some years later, when Lt.Lesley was killed by the vampiric cloud entity. I kicked it's ass like only I could.
Many years later I became a Captain, of my beauty, the USS Enterpise NCC-1701. I would later become an admiral, but if you've not seen the movies yet, then a) you have a life and b) it'd ruin the continuity of my biog.

I'm still in the progress of making my site, so stay tuned :) Jim, x
My darling Enterprise:
Green skin, white skin, whatever, you can't resist me!

My Interests

Not being a sad 23 y/o making Myspaces about fictional (but legendary) characters.

Pulling females from other galaxies.

Winding up Spock, the miserable sod.

Avoiding Sulu's advances.

Drinking Romulan Ale with my homeboy Bones.

Perving on my yeoman Janice Rand.

Antiques.

I'd like to meet:

Allow me to introduce you to my crew:

Mr. Spock

FIRST OFFICER
Posting:&nbsp&nbspScience Officer
Gender:&nbsp&nbspMale
Species:&nbsp&nbspVulcan/Human
Height:&nbsp&nbsp1.85 m (6 ft 1 in)
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBrown
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"An ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Montgomery Scott

SECOND OFFICER
Posting:&nbsp&nbspChief Engineer
Nickname:&nbsp&nbspScotty
Gender:&nbsp&nbspMale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBrown
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"This is Lieutenant Commander Scott. The Enterprise takes no orders,except those of Captain Kirk. And we will stay right here until he returns. And if you make any attempt to board or commandeer the Enterprise, it will be blown to bits along with as many of you as we can take with us."

Dr. Leonard H. McCoy

Posting:&nbsp&nbspChief Surgeon / Chief Medical Officer
Nickname:&nbsp&nbspBones
Gender:&nbsp&nbspMale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBlue
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day." and "He's Dead Jim.. "

Hikaru Itaka Sulu

Posting:&nbsp&nbspStaff Physicist / Helmsman
Gender:&nbsp&nbspMale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBrown
Starfleet Family Ties:&nbsp&nbspDemora
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"I can't get power...!"

Pavel Andreievich Chekov

Posting:&nbsp&nbspNavigator / Tactical Officer
Gender:&nbsp&nbspMale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBrown
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"Nuclear wessels"

Uhura

Posting:&nbsp&nbspChief Communications Officer
Gender:&nbsp&nbspFemale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBrown
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"Channels open Captain..."

Christine Chapel

Posting:&nbsp&nbspNurse / Doctor
Gender:&nbsp&nbspFemale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspGreen
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"Mr. Spock... the men from Vulcan treat their women strangely... at least people say that."

Janice Rand

Posting:&nbsp&nbspYeoman
Gender:&nbsp&nbspFemale
Species:&nbsp&nbspHuman
Eye Colour:&nbsp&nbspBlue
Quote:&nbsp&nbsp"I used a hand phaser, and zap, hot coffee."

Kevin Riley -
Helmsman DeSalle -
Engineering Assistant

Mr Kyle -
Transporter Chief Tonia Barrows -
Operations

Dr M'Benga -
Medical Specialist Maria McGivers -
Historian

Dave Bailey -
Navigator Lt. Comm. Giotto -
Security Chief

DePaul -
Helmsman John Farrell -
Communications

Martha Landan
Yeoman Officer Leslie-
Security /
Cross-Trained
** I'll post some more soon & some little bio's!
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All my previous conquests:

From an online game I played:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain) James T. Kirk (Captain) 70% Chekov 70% Deanna Troi 70% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 70% Mr. Scott 45% Uhura 45% Spock 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% Geordi LaForge 40% Will Riker 40% Data 39% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 35% Beverly Crusher 35% Worf 25% Mr. Sulu 0% You are often exaggerated and over-the-top
in your speech and expressions.
You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

KKHHAAANNN!!!!!

Music:

I'm always too busy saving mankind to listen to hip-hop or grunge;

Movies:

Star Wars.
- Ironic, eh?

I like Gremlins too; reminds me of some furry bastards I once knew!

Television:

On DVD I have taped Boston Legal, TJ Hooker & Show Me The Money. The main star is great, but otherwise these shows suck more cock than Sulu.

Books:

Milton; "It is better to rule in hell, then to serve in heaven!"

Charles Dickens

William Shakespeare

Heroes:

Christopher Pike.

Garth of Izar; Before he became a nutball.

Abraham Lincoln; Technically, I met him on Sarpeidon (a class M planet.

Myself.

And good'ol Spock:

Big ears, big everything ;)

My Blog

Captain's Log...

Captain's log, stardate 9522.6: I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon Hi...
Posted by James T. Kirk on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST