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The BVD Ã…venger

I'm always early, which makes women late!

About Me


I like technology and egg salad. Too bad I can't get my drivers license in binary code -- that would be so cool.
My friends called me King Speedo in High School for some reason. They never explained it to me, but the nickname kinda stuck. Funny like a nickname can travel throughout the high school community so fast.
I like being .. talking to hot chicks! Thursday nights are good, becasue that is when I have the computer. My mom goes to sleep early because she gets up in the morning. So I have the computer all evening long.
My mom says I'm a good catch for a hot lady. What do you think?

My Interests

I like to program on my computer, and meet nice people on the internet. I also like being online and talking to hot chicks! I'm involved in Katate, where I have my blue belt. I'm into D&D where I have an awesome character. I just finished building an entire fleet of model x-wing fighters. I also like pocket calculators.
Why do people hate the Ewoks?
I also have an up-to date quarter collection of the new state quarters. It's so cool. I can't wait until the rest come out. Some of the quarters haven't even been touched by human hands! I was thinking of starting a new nickel collection too, but that just sounds silly. Besides, nickels are dumb. People who collect stamps are lame too!

Does anyone know where I can buy a functional Phaser gun?

I'd like to meet:

A nice pretty girl who likes to "party all the time, party all the time, party all the time!" I like girls who are accepting of me. I'm a nice guy who treats people well. I just don't like how people make fun of my suspenders. I like women who likes guys who likes women, who likes guys in glasses!
Any hot chicks in a Camero IROC?
I wonder if Captain Kirk ever got interglatic cold-sores from all that space tail he got while traveling across the galaxy.

Music:

Perry Como, Barry Manilow, Slipknot, Garth Brooks, and Bon Jovi, Milli Vanilli. I really don't like Milli Vanilli, I just like saying the name Milli Vanilli. I've only heard one of their songs, and I don't want to blame it on the rain.
John Tesh rocks!
I also into experimental country music. If you have any, let me hear it! Yeah!

Movies:

I don't watch movies they make me break-out in hives.

Television:

Anything on the sci fi channel. Star Trek. Although it's overrated, I like Star Wars, I just wish there were more. Chevy needs to make cars look like X-wing fighters.
I can't wait for them to make ipods with Tv's in the watches. That will be rad to watch "Hogan's Hero's" on my watch. Radical!

Books:

All of the books in the Harry Potter series. They were good, but dumbledorf sucks though. The lord of the rings series rocks. Why can't they make cool movies like Tron?
I wish I was Tron.

Heroes:

Tron, Spock, Gandolf, and Yoda. Infact, I want to name my first child Yoda. I have a cat named Yoda too!

Oh, yeah and this guy becasue he scored . . . with a woman!!!