Television, beer, binges, boobies, hippies, Scientology, vacuum cleaners, extra-terrestrial life, large V10 vans with tinted windows...child safety locks and all-wheel drive, Tom Cruise, Christianity, exhaust fumes, paint fumes, flatulent fumes, my toenail collection, Ghandi, pissing in the shower, pissing in the sink, pissing in my bed, pissing in fuel tanks, pissing on you because your unconscious from me hitting you with my 2-tonne V10 van with tinted windows, child safety locks and all-wheel drive, tea.
My parents, aliens, a cavema...woman, fellow Asians, Bob Saget, a Scientologist, Saddam Hussein's carcass, a rhinoceros.
I often listen to recordings of my neighbors in climax while going for my early morning power walks, scoping out the local playgrounds.
I saw a film once.
I enjoy eating sushi and pussy whilst watching my favourite live surgery episodes with my nephew. He's 3. "Only on Life Network!"
"How to Pleasure Yourself Using Common Household Appliances" -Rosie O'Donnell.
John Labatt, Donkey Kong, Conan the Barbarian.